Episode 734 - Fox Maharassa, Member of the Work Force

[crotalus_atrox]

Good morning, hostiles. I'm writing this during work because I didn't write it ahead of time. Oops.

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Episode 734

Comments

[tsuki_no_bara]

i love how leslie's reputation precedes him. heh.

yay employment! and for a paper that won't put his life in danger! theoretically! but probably doesn't have a photographer like derringer....

[crotalus_atrox]

He'd be surprised, too. Well, not that surprised, but reasonably surprised.

No, no Derringer-like photographers. And only a minor amount of putting him in danger.

[ebifugue]

And it is that minor amount of danger that makes Fox love being a reporter, amiright? Oh Colin you can't ask him to give that up while you indulge your evil fancies.

[crotalus_atrox]

You're completely right. :D

True, but can Collin be expected to deal with the stress of Fox's minor amount of danger?

[majinbuttercup]

Yeah, but Fox has never had a job where there wasn't any danger... He had to get into a fight with a bike chain to get hired as a telemarketer, and while under said employment, get into a gang fight, and deal with the possibility of getting arrested on a daily basis since they grew pot in the basement. I think Collin just has to know that no matter what Fox does, there will be danger, even if it was something as mundane as a Walmart greeter or laundromat attendant or receptionist at an animal shelter. (I mention Walmart greeter because of the old guy who died on the day after Thanksgiving and yet Walmart didn't bother to close - oh wait this isn't a forum for my rant - but still, you wouldn't think it'd be a dangerous job.)
Hopefully Fox's danger would be more fun at least.