Introduction
Hello and welcome to the FriendHood Log!
What is this, you say?
I shall do all that I can in my powers to explain the sheer myth and magic that laces this little log.
Have you ever watched the legend of Robin Hood that the BBC so faithfully made in the effort to follow the great tale of one of England's finest heroes? If you have, you are all the more closer to home on this subject than those who haven't had the fortune to witness such excellence as that which is brought on by the 3 series of Robin Hood.
While modern viewers have argued that this particular rendering of the legend has been historically inaccurate, wildly unbelievable and utterly insane, this mod would like to point out to you that such is the judgement of those lesser mortals who cannot have it in their narrowed hearts to think well of a little artistic license.
Having thus ridden us, more mercy-inclined mortals, of the woeful presence of the injuriously pedantic and irritatingly reasonable, I can go on to explain the true history of the Log.
This Log has been carefully excavated from a cave in the heart of the Forest of Sherwood. The original was found in the form of many sheaves of parchment, and it is with painstaking care that these have been reproduced onto the more pliable format of html coding. It is a log of all the online activity that occurred during the year 1192 and beyond on the primitive ancestor of modern social networks, FriendHood. The site was kept within the boundaries of England, as having users of any other nationality might have invoked a true or false accusation of treason, as well as fraternising with the enemy.
The Log found in the caves of Sherwood, shows only a part of what went on in Medieval England, as it is centred on the activity of Robin Hood, Sheriff Vasey, Sir Guy of Gisborne, Lady Marian, Sir Edward, Prince John and other characters of lesser station. In this new edition of what must be one of England's greatest evidence of national heritage, we hear the thoughts and feelings of our heroes and villains exactly as they came to pass in the moment they were conceived.
My lords, ladies and gentleman, without further ado, I bring you..... FriendHoodTM!!!