I should come with a warning this week...
"Notice: Brain may not be fully engaged!"
Seriously, self... yes, you got a new tomato knife. It's a very NICE new tomato knife! Look, it's a very SHARP tomato knife! Yes, it works very well for making salsa! No, don't poke yourself with it. No, your finger is not a tomato. Making it bleed and turn red does not make it a tomato. Seriously, put the knife down, get a bandaid, and consider going back to bed. Really.
*facepalm*
It's very good salsa, though!
And it's a very nice knife!
But my finger is not part of nummy salsa.
Seriously, self... yes, you got a new tomato knife. It's a very NICE new tomato knife! Look, it's a very SHARP tomato knife! Yes, it works very well for making salsa! No, don't poke yourself with it. No, your finger is not a tomato. Making it bleed and turn red does not make it a tomato. Seriously, put the knife down, get a bandaid, and consider going back to bed. Really.
*facepalm*
It's very good salsa, though!
And it's a very nice knife!
But my finger is not part of nummy salsa.