The Art of Dunking
We all remember the days, of wishing one day we would be able to Dunk on someone. Its a dream i personally have had for a long time, and now im becoming to realize i probably wont be dunking on anyone anytime soon, so i just enjoy when i watch basketball games and people get dunked on. But there is one side effect of this, embarrasment of the person who is getting dunked on. Obviously no one wants to be posterized, but someone has to do this job. Unfortunatly one person has done this job a little too well. I am pretty sure you all know who i am talking about. I'm talking about the biggest Asian in Asian history, Yao Ming. Allow me to describe him, 7'5, 305lbs, asian, and a big ass pussy. Now you think, wow hes pretty big he shouldnt be getting dunked on so much, but he does. He has become a common celebrity on ESPN's top 10 plays, everytime he gets dunked on. Its actually sad that he makes top 10 by getting dunked on rather than his talent. When he came into the league, Kobe welcomed him by dunking on him, i think thats how it started. Stevie Francis even tried to motivate him on being more aggressive, but his stupid Asian ways just wouldnt allow him.
It wasnt made into such a big deal before, it was just kinda like, "Hey hes still young and getting used to the league," but now in his 3rd season its become a little absurd. He gets dunked on by guys who are 6'7 and rookies, guys who are barely known around the league, im sure if i got a little more hops i could dunk on him. I'm pretty sure that already in his 3rd season, he has alrady been dunked on more than any other basketball player ever. Im hoping that somehow, someway, this reaches his hands and helps him realize that he needs to do something about this. Yes i dont like Yao Ming and i enjoy when he gets dunked on, but seriosly have some respect for urself.
It wasnt made into such a big deal before, it was just kinda like, "Hey hes still young and getting used to the league," but now in his 3rd season its become a little absurd. He gets dunked on by guys who are 6'7 and rookies, guys who are barely known around the league, im sure if i got a little more hops i could dunk on him. I'm pretty sure that already in his 3rd season, he has alrady been dunked on more than any other basketball player ever. Im hoping that somehow, someway, this reaches his hands and helps him realize that he needs to do something about this. Yes i dont like Yao Ming and i enjoy when he gets dunked on, but seriosly have some respect for urself.