(no subject)
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
---No
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
---Thats no fun
3. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
---O.J. is Orange Juice...
4. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
---Angelina
5. Do you know how to play poker?
---No
6. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
---I wish
7. What's your favorite commercial?
---Probably the UNPIMP YOUR RIDE ones are hilarious
8. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around... Do you run a red light?
---do it all the time
9. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
---Yeah
10. Favorite Major League Baseball Team?
---fuck baseball, seriously
11. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
---no
12. How often do you remember your dreams?
---Whenever i feel like it, gosh!
13. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
---Shit, i dunno
14. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
---Yes
15. Do you always wear your seat belt?
---No, im a rebel without a cause
16. What talent do you wish you had?
---Playing guitar.
17. Do you like Sushi?
---Me love it long time
18. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
---Probably
19. What do you wear to bed?
---money
20. Been caught stealing?
---I dont think thats an appropriate question
21. Does size matter?
---Depends
22. Do you truly hate anyone?
---I think i really dislike some people
23. Rock or Rap?
---Depends what mood is striking
24. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
---Angelina Jolie cuz she would be a fucking animal in bed
25. Do you know anyone in jail?
---can't say i do
26. What foods do you dislike?
---Canteloup? see i can't even spell it
27. Have you ever played, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
---haha, yeah 3rd grade, that was a fun day
28. Favorite National Football League team?
---Carolina Panthers!
29. Have you ever made fun of your friend behind their back?
---Yeah, jokingly.
30. Have you ever been punched in the face?
---Yeah dawg, and then i beat that person with a fucking tree
31. Have you ever made out in someone elses pool?
---Absolutely
32. Have you liked someone as long as you can remember and they probably dont know it?
---eh, i dont think so
33. Ever wished you were dead?
---I mean sometimes i say it but im just playin dawg how fucked up is you
34. Slept completley naked?
---yes
35. Kissed or liked your best friends ex?
---Rule #90, friends dont do that
36. If you could fly where would you go?
---Australia and catch me a fucking kangaroo
37. What is your least favorite drink?
---Iced Tea
38. Favorite NBA team?
---Charlotte Bobcats
39. Have you ever been involved in a Hit-and-Run?
---I hit some car with my bike and then ran, so i guess yeah
40. Have you ever kissed someone the same sex as you?
---I have been kissed by the same sex, i didnt kiss no one
---No
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
---Thats no fun
3. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
---O.J. is Orange Juice...
4. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
---Angelina
5. Do you know how to play poker?
---No
6. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
---I wish
7. What's your favorite commercial?
---Probably the UNPIMP YOUR RIDE ones are hilarious
8. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around... Do you run a red light?
---do it all the time
9. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
---Yeah
10. Favorite Major League Baseball Team?
---fuck baseball, seriously
11. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
---no
12. How often do you remember your dreams?
---Whenever i feel like it, gosh!
13. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
---Shit, i dunno
14. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
---Yes
15. Do you always wear your seat belt?
---No, im a rebel without a cause
16. What talent do you wish you had?
---Playing guitar.
17. Do you like Sushi?
---Me love it long time
18. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
---Probably
19. What do you wear to bed?
---money
20. Been caught stealing?
---I dont think thats an appropriate question
21. Does size matter?
---Depends
22. Do you truly hate anyone?
---I think i really dislike some people
23. Rock or Rap?
---Depends what mood is striking
24. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
---Angelina Jolie cuz she would be a fucking animal in bed
25. Do you know anyone in jail?
---can't say i do
26. What foods do you dislike?
---Canteloup? see i can't even spell it
27. Have you ever played, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
---haha, yeah 3rd grade, that was a fun day
28. Favorite National Football League team?
---Carolina Panthers!
29. Have you ever made fun of your friend behind their back?
---Yeah, jokingly.
30. Have you ever been punched in the face?
---Yeah dawg, and then i beat that person with a fucking tree
31. Have you ever made out in someone elses pool?
---Absolutely
32. Have you liked someone as long as you can remember and they probably dont know it?
---eh, i dont think so
33. Ever wished you were dead?
---I mean sometimes i say it but im just playin dawg how fucked up is you
34. Slept completley naked?
---yes
35. Kissed or liked your best friends ex?
---Rule #90, friends dont do that
36. If you could fly where would you go?
---Australia and catch me a fucking kangaroo
37. What is your least favorite drink?
---Iced Tea
38. Favorite NBA team?
---Charlotte Bobcats
39. Have you ever been involved in a Hit-and-Run?
---I hit some car with my bike and then ran, so i guess yeah
40. Have you ever kissed someone the same sex as you?
---I have been kissed by the same sex, i didnt kiss no one