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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I gave awschnutz a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I stole ruggedoutdoorsm's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In February I didn't flush (-1 points). Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-84 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
fried_porkchop
SWEET! I am feeling kinda hungry...