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I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal. "Hey, you're using that machine to its exact purpose!"
I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry," so it died.
Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. All you would hear is "Awww fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!"
--Mitch Hedburg
I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry," so it died.
Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. All you would hear is "Awww fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!"
--Mitch Hedburg