i hate the world
Okay first of all I was rudely awakened this morning at 7:50fuckingam by a fucking orange walk. I never usually want people dead but I was actually praying a bin lorry would accidentally veer off course and kill a few dozen of the fuckers. Can't they at least practise their religious hatred in the fucking afternoon? You don't get this morning bullshit from the KKK or Al Qaeda :@
THEN, we got up a few hours later to paint the living room, only to discover that 'cool stucco' is a 99% match for magnolia, which is what was on there in the first place, so I had to go pick up some warm beige from B and Q (it's better than it sounds, quite a dangerous shade of beige, honest).
THEN, before we could get started I discovered that some NED MOTHERFUCKER from the neighbourhood has put a couple of nails in my back tyres, which I then discovered I couldn't even change because the stupid alloys the previous owner bought have locking wheel nuts and no key to unlock them. THEN an asshole at the tyre place said they couldn't get them off, which was obviously a lie, since a far more helpful guy at Halfords suggested hammering a tight socket onto the thing and then yanking it off. So I was finally able to accomplish something in 4 hours that would have taken a thief about 90 seconds to do if they really wanted my wheels so bad. Great security system...
Okay I'm off to have dinner (chicken balti), but I'm going to try and update more... honest!
THEN, we got up a few hours later to paint the living room, only to discover that 'cool stucco' is a 99% match for magnolia, which is what was on there in the first place, so I had to go pick up some warm beige from B and Q (it's better than it sounds, quite a dangerous shade of beige, honest).
THEN, before we could get started I discovered that some NED MOTHERFUCKER from the neighbourhood has put a couple of nails in my back tyres, which I then discovered I couldn't even change because the stupid alloys the previous owner bought have locking wheel nuts and no key to unlock them. THEN an asshole at the tyre place said they couldn't get them off, which was obviously a lie, since a far more helpful guy at Halfords suggested hammering a tight socket onto the thing and then yanking it off. So I was finally able to accomplish something in 4 hours that would have taken a thief about 90 seconds to do if they really wanted my wheels so bad. Great security system...
Okay I'm off to have dinner (chicken balti), but I'm going to try and update more... honest!