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today i went to the mall with chase. we walked around a lot and hung out in borders for a while. i showed him the caveman book!! we saw anchorman in an empty theater. then he tried on girl pants. i love being with him.
1000, 1001, 1002, 1003. Wow, I can hardly lift my right arm I did so many. I don't know if you heard me, but I did over 1000.
You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
Ron Burgundy: Good evening. I'm Ron... Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
You know I don't speak Spanish.
Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind: It is anchorMAN, not anchorLADY!
Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about!
The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it "San Diego", which in German means "whale's vagina".
I'm going to punch you in the ovary, right in the babymaker.
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick Tamland: I ate a big, red candle.
Great Odin's raven!
Announcer: Now it's time for the Channel 4 news team, with 5 time Emmy-winning anchorman Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee!
Veronica Corningstone: Good evening, I'm Veronica Corningstone; Tits McGee is on vacation.
Ron Burgundy: And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy.
It's so hot... milk was a bad choice.
Are you trying to tell me that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Where'd you get your suit? The toilet store?
I pooped a hammer.
I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava
Brick Tamland: [riding a bear] Look, I'm riding a big furry tractor
Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded.
By the beard of Zeus!
It's called Sex Panther; it's illegal in nine countries. It's made from little pieces of real panther, so you know it's good.
I heard somewhere their periods attract bears. They can smell the menstruation.
Brick Tamland: I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said...my tummy itches.
ps- money will ruin your life
1000, 1001, 1002, 1003. Wow, I can hardly lift my right arm I did so many. I don't know if you heard me, but I did over 1000.
You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
Ron Burgundy: Good evening. I'm Ron... Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
You know I don't speak Spanish.
Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind: It is anchorMAN, not anchorLADY!
Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about!
The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it "San Diego", which in German means "whale's vagina".
I'm going to punch you in the ovary, right in the babymaker.
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick Tamland: I ate a big, red candle.
Great Odin's raven!
Announcer: Now it's time for the Channel 4 news team, with 5 time Emmy-winning anchorman Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee!
Veronica Corningstone: Good evening, I'm Veronica Corningstone; Tits McGee is on vacation.
Ron Burgundy: And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy.
It's so hot... milk was a bad choice.
Are you trying to tell me that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Where'd you get your suit? The toilet store?
I pooped a hammer.
I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava
Brick Tamland: [riding a bear] Look, I'm riding a big furry tractor
Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded.
By the beard of Zeus!
It's called Sex Panther; it's illegal in nine countries. It's made from little pieces of real panther, so you know it's good.
I heard somewhere their periods attract bears. They can smell the menstruation.
Brick Tamland: I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said...my tummy itches.
ps- money will ruin your life