For those of you who don't know, when I get bored I post fake ads on Craigslist to see what kinds of crazy responses I will get.
1) "ah damn wat good i wan fuck dat ass tanite" (LOL)
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2) " I have a small/big 9 inch cock." (small/big? Which one is it? Oh, and look at how high those pants are!)
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3) "I have great hands. Soft but manly." (............okay.....)
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4) "IM DRUG FREE AND A NICE GUY AND NOT A SERIAL KILLER" (You sure as hell look like a serial killer!)
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5) "Wanna wrap your legs around my head?" (......no.)
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