weekend highlights; george bush clogs the toilet
I was...I can't for the life of me remember...ah, wait..yes! We were trying to get out of the city after a shopping spree at Sephora and as we inched ever so slowly toward 7th ave, where a street festival was just breaking up, we spotted a very heavy 50ish blind woman being escorted against her will by a tall, bearded homeless man. She looked determined to get to the cab which was waiting for her more than she looked worried, but i'm sure it wasn't a welcome assistance as he kept his hand round her back and appeared to give her directions. "this way. now that way". She finally felt her way around to the front passenger door, which she could have well done without him. He opened the door. She did not flinch until the second it slammed her in the mouth. An audible "owww!" reached our car. Poor lady! I tried to watch her once she was in her seat, and thank god she didn't appear to be holding her mouth in agony. And the "helpful" man? He had the nerve to reach his head in the window, stretch across her and ask the cab driver something.
And in the news, George Bush is going to clog our tv airwaves like a fucking toilet filled with paper towels and devil dog sized dumps.
I have a big fat fucking radio gripe. What's new? It concerned the slamming of Rosie O'Donnel for being less than feminine. "The view is supposed to be a ladies show, but what are you supposed to be? You're not a lady. You're not a man. PLEASE!! You're something in between". Well, let me tell this dj, and i will figure out what station i heard you on....Rosie bleeds just like you. she has a bonzi, just like you. and Rosie can die from breast cancer, cervical cancer, ovary cancer, just as you, your mother, your sister, your aunt can. So take you're little fucking small minded stereotypes of what a woman is supposed to be and shove them up your big fat closet dyked ass before you air them on public radio and perpetuate gender freedom phobia as well as alienate fair minded folk, both straight and gay.
fuck you.
b. friday
And in the news, George Bush is going to clog our tv airwaves like a fucking toilet filled with paper towels and devil dog sized dumps.
I have a big fat fucking radio gripe. What's new? It concerned the slamming of Rosie O'Donnel for being less than feminine. "The view is supposed to be a ladies show, but what are you supposed to be? You're not a lady. You're not a man. PLEASE!! You're something in between". Well, let me tell this dj, and i will figure out what station i heard you on....Rosie bleeds just like you. she has a bonzi, just like you. and Rosie can die from breast cancer, cervical cancer, ovary cancer, just as you, your mother, your sister, your aunt can. So take you're little fucking small minded stereotypes of what a woman is supposed to be and shove them up your big fat closet dyked ass before you air them on public radio and perpetuate gender freedom phobia as well as alienate fair minded folk, both straight and gay.
fuck you.
b. friday