tonight was a special night

Oct 11, 2010 03:53

i am so sleepy right now but i have to write this down before i pass out and forget and i'm sorry for any spelling errors

So Jam is working at this 24 hour diner now. Today, he came to get me on his break, around 8:00 PM, since he was working 2 hours later than anticipated. I hung out for a bit, ate a french dip platter and read my Batman comics. At around 11:30 a big group of people came in, quite intoxicated, and one of them, a man in his 40s named Danny, came over and started chatting with me. He was nice enough and asked to see my notebook where I was writing down things for my OCs. He was very interested and when he asked how old I was I mentioned it was my birthday and then things got weird.

I'm too tired to remember the exact details but he bought me cake and he and his friends didn't believe that Jam was my boyfriend and seemed very convinced he was gay. That's when I found out they were all very loud and proud gay. And I mean LOUD. They pretty much tried to kidnap me because they thought I was adorable.

Then there was asking about the size of his penis and mention of "Two Girls, One Cup" and then a lesbian tried to make-out with me. I was kind of tempted since I knew Jam wouldn't care but I got too flustered and hid in my hoodie. I was told I looked very red and adorable. When they left the nice girl who tried to snog me kissed my hand and gave me her number.

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I'm almost afraid to see how next birthday is going to top this one.

my life is special, duuuuuuuude, wtfery, reality

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