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Ten things you think a lover should be aware of before getting involved with you.
1. I can turn into a giant mutant reindeer
2. I like money, lots of money
3. I’m good at calculating things
4. I have no qualms with eating people
5. My family live in Norway, family reunions don’t happen much
6. My family also have no qualms with eating people
7. I don’t appreciate nosiness
8. I like intelligent conversations
9. I like motorcycles, cars end up boring me after a while
10. I believe that romance is mostly dead, useless things like roses will not be received well.
1. I can turn into a giant mutant reindeer
2. I like money, lots of money
3. I’m good at calculating things
4. I have no qualms with eating people
5. My family live in Norway, family reunions don’t happen much
6. My family also have no qualms with eating people
7. I don’t appreciate nosiness
8. I like intelligent conversations
9. I like motorcycles, cars end up boring me after a while
10. I believe that romance is mostly dead, useless things like roses will not be received well.