Dec 17, 2006 12:50
...my friends..I can only wonder. Me, a huge anti-Porn industry, anti-strip club has been given the most embarrassing christmas present ever. An official Hooter's uniform...that DOESN'T fit me, because my friends wanted it to be supertight and bought 2xx small. Oh jeez...my butt won't fit in it comfortably (Yes, sigh. I had to wear it and parade myself shamefully).
Now, to get them an equally embarrassing present.
I wasn't on planning on getting him a gift, but looks like one more person to shop for. Shopping, I'd rather do it online. Can you imagine? Virtually trying on an outfit in the comforts of your home..in the comforts of your own personal mirror. Ah..you can wear the perfect accessories to see if it fits in with everything..and no wait line!
Tennis, tennis, tennis.
Sickness, sickness, sickness. I hate being sick. UGH. I blame Milky and his contagious flu. *shakes fist*
My Jewish honey wants Cologne..funny, my sister got me the same brand..just different type. We're Abercrombie & Fitch odored, not wearers! Oh goodness. 8 gifts for Hanukkah, right?