Stupid fother Muckers.
Stupid mother fuckers is what describes the shit that goes on in Turtle Creek right now. For the past week, the military has become a situation with me that is pissing me off quite abit. Nicole and I are in a situation in which at the moment can't be resolved unless I actually talk to her(since writting letters is too much of a complication due to the mail service.). Things are really fucking weird with us right now and the next two months look abit hopefull...but not too much as far as I know. I could be acting stupid right now but so far there's some patching up to be done. I'll keep you posted.
I walked to 7 11 to get a drink earlier this week with John and when we get there this black dude dressed up as a low class MF'er, looking crusty as all hell, walks up to us, and asks us ''You guys still in high school?'', and John looks over and says ''He's not...''. So this dude proceeds to talk to me about my job, life in general, interests, blah blah blah...I find no reason to be rude to him since he was being nice and stuff. We walk out of 7 11 and he asks ''Ever think about the military?'', and I say ''Fuck that noise...not interested''. I knew he was a recruiter playing undercover. I tell him I have to go and he starts asking what we're up to and stuff and I say ''hanging out...'' and I walk away. This has happened two other times but the other two times were shorter. These fuckhead recruiters may be able to infest the high schools, but they can't stalk me in the streets...that's for sure. I was pissed about Nicole going to the military, so there's no way in hell I'm ever joining for myself.
''Where do you see yourself in five years?''
When that first recruiter asked me that, I kinda thought to myself and almost said to him ''Hell if I care.''. To be honest at the time I was just pissed about alot of stuff...I have goals, and I know I'll get them done, but right now I'm in a rusty situation, and if I get the answers I need, I'll pull myself out and move the hell on.
I hung out with Maiq and Rudy yesterday and it was good to be out of the house, but I couldn't help but be unhappy the entire time. I know Maiq pretty much knows exactly how I feel about things right now, so it's really good to have him around.
Last weekend I played Ultimate Frisbee with everyone, which kicked ass. I'm really out of fucking shape though...damnit. I also slept over Maiqs house Friday night which was cool. Janise came with us, and we had alot of sitting, listening to music, ''drinking the hard shit'' as some would say, and me not sleeping one bit because we had to be up at 6 AM.
Afew things I didn't mention in detail that you guys should know...
-Mike Carlson is going to the Marines.
-Myspace still blows.
-Nicole shit her pants afew weeks ago.
-I have a small package of surgical lube on my desk.
-Mcdonalds doesn't make me feel better.
-I'm losing sleep.
-Janise is really funny when she's drunk.
-My mom is given Mondays off of work from now on.
-My hair is long as hell.
-I'm not on American Idol.
Plans for this weekend...
-Ultimate Frisbee most likely.
-Talking to Nicole for 10 minutes on Sunday.
Updates to the ''Things you should probably be aware of''...
-Days I've had a small pack of surgical lube on my desk: 1 day
-Days I've had a dollar that Mia's mom gave me while drunk sitting on my desk: 15 Days
-Days until Nicole comes home from the military: 66 days
Fuck this year. Peace the fuck out niggas.
Picture of the update:
My prediction for the future: Sunday Afternoon I'll eat Sakkio Japan.
My mood rating on this Journal entry from 1-10(1 being worse...10 being good): 1
Random fact of the update: I've eaten 5 burritos this whole week.
Side projects:
-Obtaining a job: 100% finished...back to 0%
-Obtaining my drivers permit: 0%
-Learning how to play guitar: 18%
-Plotting for a movie: 0%
-Soundtrack plotting for a movie: 5%
Things you should probably be aware of:
-Days I've had Brent's glucagon instructions on my desk: 297 days
-Days I've had a Cherry Condom and a blunt sitting on my desk: 321 days
-Days I've had a small pack of surgical lube on my desk: 1 day
-Days I've had Nicoles hairband around my wrist: 298 days
-Donation money to the CNSLCF(The Can): $0.63
-Days I've had a dollar that Mia's mom gave me while drunk sitting on my desk: 15 Days
-Days I've had the tennis ball used on the Morning of Mayhem which took place July 30, 2004: 775 days
-Cars I've driven without my license: 6 cars
-Number of times Brandon has touched my head: 48 times
-Days until 200sux is over: 80 days
-Amount of money I owe Rudy on the tab: $49.00
-Days until next Incubus album comes out.(Light Grenades) - 47 Days
-Days until Nicole comes home from the military: 66 days
Johnson Meter: -50%
''The Morgue"
-R.I.P. Bag of Goldfish: 289 days old
-R.I.P. Expired Dr. Pepper: 913 days old
I walked to 7 11 to get a drink earlier this week with John and when we get there this black dude dressed up as a low class MF'er, looking crusty as all hell, walks up to us, and asks us ''You guys still in high school?'', and John looks over and says ''He's not...''. So this dude proceeds to talk to me about my job, life in general, interests, blah blah blah...I find no reason to be rude to him since he was being nice and stuff. We walk out of 7 11 and he asks ''Ever think about the military?'', and I say ''Fuck that noise...not interested''. I knew he was a recruiter playing undercover. I tell him I have to go and he starts asking what we're up to and stuff and I say ''hanging out...'' and I walk away. This has happened two other times but the other two times were shorter. These fuckhead recruiters may be able to infest the high schools, but they can't stalk me in the streets...that's for sure. I was pissed about Nicole going to the military, so there's no way in hell I'm ever joining for myself.
''Where do you see yourself in five years?''
When that first recruiter asked me that, I kinda thought to myself and almost said to him ''Hell if I care.''. To be honest at the time I was just pissed about alot of stuff...I have goals, and I know I'll get them done, but right now I'm in a rusty situation, and if I get the answers I need, I'll pull myself out and move the hell on.
I hung out with Maiq and Rudy yesterday and it was good to be out of the house, but I couldn't help but be unhappy the entire time. I know Maiq pretty much knows exactly how I feel about things right now, so it's really good to have him around.
Last weekend I played Ultimate Frisbee with everyone, which kicked ass. I'm really out of fucking shape though...damnit. I also slept over Maiqs house Friday night which was cool. Janise came with us, and we had alot of sitting, listening to music, ''drinking the hard shit'' as some would say, and me not sleeping one bit because we had to be up at 6 AM.
Afew things I didn't mention in detail that you guys should know...
-Mike Carlson is going to the Marines.
-Myspace still blows.
-Nicole shit her pants afew weeks ago.
-I have a small package of surgical lube on my desk.
-Mcdonalds doesn't make me feel better.
-I'm losing sleep.
-Janise is really funny when she's drunk.
-My mom is given Mondays off of work from now on.
-My hair is long as hell.
-I'm not on American Idol.
Plans for this weekend...
-Ultimate Frisbee most likely.
-Talking to Nicole for 10 minutes on Sunday.
Updates to the ''Things you should probably be aware of''...
-Days I've had a small pack of surgical lube on my desk: 1 day
-Days I've had a dollar that Mia's mom gave me while drunk sitting on my desk: 15 Days
-Days until Nicole comes home from the military: 66 days
Fuck this year. Peace the fuck out niggas.
Picture of the update:
My prediction for the future: Sunday Afternoon I'll eat Sakkio Japan.
My mood rating on this Journal entry from 1-10(1 being worse...10 being good): 1
Random fact of the update: I've eaten 5 burritos this whole week.
Side projects:
-Obtaining a job: 100% finished...back to 0%
-Obtaining my drivers permit: 0%
-Learning how to play guitar: 18%
-Plotting for a movie: 0%
-Soundtrack plotting for a movie: 5%
Things you should probably be aware of:
-Days I've had Brent's glucagon instructions on my desk: 297 days
-Days I've had a Cherry Condom and a blunt sitting on my desk: 321 days
-Days I've had a small pack of surgical lube on my desk: 1 day
-Days I've had Nicoles hairband around my wrist: 298 days
-Donation money to the CNSLCF(The Can): $0.63
-Days I've had a dollar that Mia's mom gave me while drunk sitting on my desk: 15 Days
-Days I've had the tennis ball used on the Morning of Mayhem which took place July 30, 2004: 775 days
-Cars I've driven without my license: 6 cars
-Number of times Brandon has touched my head: 48 times
-Days until 200sux is over: 80 days
-Amount of money I owe Rudy on the tab: $49.00
-Days until next Incubus album comes out.(Light Grenades) - 47 Days
-Days until Nicole comes home from the military: 66 days
Johnson Meter: -50%
''The Morgue"
-R.I.P. Bag of Goldfish: 289 days old
-R.I.P. Expired Dr. Pepper: 913 days old