Naitomea [ 1 / 9 ]
Title: Naitomea
Pairing: taNakamaru, aKame, JunDa
Rating: R for safety… more or less due to words and expressions…
Genre: humor
Chapter: [ 1 / 9 ]
Summary: The three members of KAT-TUN wakes up changed into girls. Yup, they're the KT-N of KAT-TUN, ready to spread evilness and trauma to the whole wide world with their charisma and sex appeals. Just kidding... This is probably the worse summary ever. Maybe it'll change again next chapter.
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“Pretty~” Junno giggled, slouched on the floor, wasted beyond sanity as he leaned on the mirror, staring at the alluring image.
It was already almost one in the morning when he came from a night of drinking at a bar with Koki and got home not some time ago. Koki wasn’t even a tad bit tipsy, sticking to his promise to the beat boxer not to drink too much, while he was totally wasted. It was Koki who practically carried him into the apartment to his bed. And once he was dropped unceremoniously into it, the rapper left him with unstable steps, shutting the door with a loud bang on his way out towards his and Yuichi’s room.
But Junno was half conscious, and he felt a heat from the pit of his stomach, spreading outward his whole body. It was starting to be unbearable and it was slowly consuming him. With what little strength he had, he tried to stand up in an attempt to get to the bathroom. But all he managed was to drop off the bed and be met by a pretty face staring at him through his hazy sight.
He was instantly captivated and all thoughts of the heat flew off his mind. He gingerly touched the smooth surface separating him from the girl, wanting to feel the glowing skin as well as the golden hair that framed the innocent-looking face. But his sight was getting more blurry, and his consciousness was slowly seeping out.
He gave a tired moan before letting oblivion finally consume him. He closed his tired eyes and slept on the floor. His long, blond hair sprawled around him, giving him the image of an angelic whore.
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“What in the damnedest part of hell fucking happened to me?!!”
Kame shrieked, looking at his (or her) reflection in the huge mirror. She nearly stumbled forward when a pillow hit the back of her head, courtesy of her still sleeping roommate, Ueda Tatsuya. She looked at him, wanting to ask for help but the boxer had already buried his head deeper in his pillow.
Pouting, she turned and examined her reflection in the mirror again. She still couldn’t believe she had transformed into a girl overnight. Kamenashi Kazuya woke up in the same scorching warmth from within, much like Nakamaru and Taguchi. But unlike the two of them, Kame instantly knew something was wrong with him.
It might have been the itch at the mid of his bared back or the slightly off pitched moan she let out when she woke up, but the moment she opened her eyes, she already felt the anxiousness eating her. And when she looked in the mirror, behold the glory of her half-naked prettiness greeted her. Half-naked because Kamenashi Kazuya (the original) sleeps only in a pajama and without his shirt on, no matter who his roommate was.
But the new Kame could never sleep naked, and the thought made her pout. She must say she was gorgeous, though. She wouldn’t dare deny it. She was already pretty when she was still a normal guy, but with her longer eyelashes and the pink tinge on her cheeks, she became even more appealing. Her skin went a little paler, too, and the wavy hair that framed her face completed the image of a regal princess - a semi-naked one at that. A rustle of blanket was heard accompanied by a stifled yawn.
“Who are you?” Ueda asked, voice heavy from sleep. “And where’s Kame?”
She was instantly alarmed. Nervousness griped her but a silly thought also passed behind her mind. She snickered, her naughtiness winning over. She decided to give him a surprise. Fixing her hair to cover only the necessary areas, she faced him with a sexy smirk.
“Why, Uepi-chan, don’t you recognize me~?”
Ueda, who’d just woken up, momentarily widened his eyes… then went instantly back to unconsciousness’ arms.
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Nakamaru sat with both her hands folded on her knees, sitting as demurely as a princess in front of a prince. She wasn’t usually this meek but she wasn’t sure how to act during a time like this, and her complacent nature prompted her to keep her silence. Kame sat at the far end of the room, sighing every once in a while, looking at each of them, bored and annoyed that they were practically ignoring her.
“I really can’t believe it~” Junno gushed, beaming at all of them, still staring at her newly developed large breasts, cupping and jiggling them, giggling like a little girl who found a new toy. “I thought it was all a dream, and when I woke up, I was like, whoa~!!!”
“Stop it, Junno!” Ueda gritted his teeth. “This is no time to be happy about it!”
“Oh, but ain’t we pretty~?” the acrobat answered, batting her eyes.
Nakamaru saw Kame rolled her eyes at the side of her eyes. She smiled discreetly. She must say she agrees with Junno. They were pretty in their transformation, their skins went a shade paler and their faces more feminine. Even her nose (the only manly part of him) was toned down a little, Junno’s jaws went softer, his shoulders smaller and Kame’s freckles slightly faded. They were pretty but the physical aspect was the least of their thoughts. This was a huge problem, and only Ueda seemed to be carrying the best of the burden.
“Stop it, Taguchi Junnosuke!” Ueda screeched, bringing her back to reality. She saw her best friend standing and stomping a foot down angrily.
“C’mon, Uepi, it’s soft~” the hyper one smiled cheekily, offering a touch to her breast. “Don’t you really wanna touch it?”
“NO!” the boxer glared daggers. “I’m never going to touch that!”
Kame snickered, Nakamaru giggled, and Junno laughed.
“Don’t be shy now~” Junno continued teasing, reaching out to the boxer but the petite guy stepped away wincing, shivering in disgust. But the room went silent as the door opened.
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“Tadaima,” Koki greeted as he entered the apartment. He came from outside and decided to bring them all breakfast.
“Koki-choo~” a flash of gold passed by before he felt two arms hugging him tightly.
“Who the heck are you?” He asked, pushing the tall girl away from him, amazed at her courage to actually approach him just like that, curious as to what she was doing in their apartment which was kept secret from the public. But apparently, she wasn’t alone. Two more were sitting in the chairs on different locations. But it didn’t even take him a second to recognize the other two, not with Kame’s almost unchanged feature nor Namakaru’s unmistakable timidity.
“K-Kame? Maru?” he gasped. “What the hell are you guys doing on girls’ clothes?”
“Koki-choo, we’re not dressing up. We turned to girls,” the blond one answered. He was about to look at her but his eyes caught the large lumps on her chest, and he couldn’t stop himself from staring at the wrong place.
“Wanna touch it?” Junno asked casually. He was about to nod but he made a mistake of looking around and seeing Ueda. He felt the sharp glare like blade ready to slice his throat. ‘Dare and die,’ it seemed to say and he suddenly realized the blond was Junno.
“This must be some fucked up dream,” he laughed nervously. He took a step back.
“I hope so, too,” the girl-Nakamaru murmured, looking down with her shoulders slumped. Koki looked at her and felt a slight tug at his heart.
As far as Koki knew, Nakamaru rarely lied, and never with such a sad face. He looked at everyone again, one by one. Nakamaru biting his lips, as she wringed her dainty hands, Kame sitting with her legs crossed, rolling her eyes when their eyes met, Ueda glaring dagger at him, yet his forehead creased in worry, and Junno still smiling, the only happy one in the room taking it all lightly.
“You’re fucking serious, aren’t you?” he felt a lump on his throat. He swallowed it.
Everybody just started at him.
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“We can’t let the public know about this,” Ueda moaned. “It’ll ruin us.”
The boxer was seriously worried, not only about their status, but for them as individuals, Maru, Kame, and most especially Junno. He’s standing as a leader again, a role he dropped years ago but he had to take up now.
He wasn’t a bit happy about the whole thing, actually viewing it all as a nuisance. He knew the news coming in public could destroy them. False rumors might spread, or negative assumptions on how it happened. They might catch the government’s attention or some scientist’s instead. And considering that such cases doesn’t happen everyday, an experiment might be conducted to the three members. Or maybe something worse. He didn’t know, nor did he want to know.
All the paranoid thoughts were giving him headache. He felt a pair of soft, warm hands touch his temple from behind. He unconsciously leaned into the touch.
“Relax,” he heard Junno’s voice, feminine and sweet. “You won’t think straight if you worry more about useless things.”
Ueda sighed at the thought that Junno guessed how his mind worked.
“You look like lesbians,” Koki snickered. He received a throw pillow from the boxer straight to his face in response. It stopped his laughter but it didn’t erase his grin because he was being honest. Ueda who was just as pretty as a princess and a prince-turned-slutt Junno.
“Do we have to hide ourselves?” Nakamaru suddenly asked, still playing with her hands. “I don’t think it’s practical.”
“I don’t think so, too,” Koki told her. “Maybe there’s a better way than that.”
“But what?” Ueda sighed.
“How about pretending to be another person,” Kame suggested. Everybody looked at him.
“Care to elaborate?” Ueda raised an eyebrow.
“Say, the KT-N of kattun went to a vacation, and we are nothing but ordinary girls who found our way into meeting the,” she waved her hands. “…the two of you.”
“Still the same old Kame,” Ueda murmured, Nakamaru smiled.
“Perfect!” Koki said happily, punching his fist to the air. “Maru will be my girlfriend!”
“W-What?” The said girl’s smile disappeared. She gaped, unaware of the blush that was spreading on her cheeks. Koki withdrew his hand and scratched it to his head instead. He smiled sheepishly.
“I mean… well, why not?”
“Fuck with my best friend, Tanaka Koki, and I’ll make you’re life hell!” Ueda interjected. The acrobat laughed.
“Relax,” she said, now massaging Ueda’s shoulders. “Koki-choo won’t do anything to Yu-chan.”
Kame looked at the four of them from her seat. She felt a slight pang of envy for her group mates and she wasn’t sure if it was due to the newly emerging emotions or to Jin’s absence.
She sighed. She wondered what her lover would say if he was here. Would he freak out like Ueda and Maru or will he be happy like Koki and Junno?
‘He’d probably already dragged me in bed by now,’ she sighed to herself. She was taken out of reverie when her phone rang. The single name appeared on screen, and her heart gave a jump.
“Jin.” She suddenly lost her cool. Anxiety invaded her and she didn’t know what to do. She knew her voice had changed and talking to Jin meant revealing it. She looked at the other four staring back at her, her eyes asking for help. She found it from Nakamaru.
‘Answer it,’ the girl mouthed.
Breathing deeply, she gathered her courage and took the call. ‘Whatever happen happens,’ she murmured. Yet before she could even speak, her lover’s voice greeted her.
“Kazuya-chan! I missed you. I got a week of vacation. I’m on my way from the airport. Where are you?!”
She dropped the phone.
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Pairing: taNakamaru, aKame, JunDa
Rating: R for safety… more or less due to words and expressions…
Genre: humor
Chapter: [ 1 / 9 ]
Summary: The three members of KAT-TUN wakes up changed into girls. Yup, they're the KT-N of KAT-TUN, ready to spread evilness and trauma to the whole wide world with their charisma and sex appeals. Just kidding... This is probably the worse summary ever. Maybe it'll change again next chapter.
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“Pretty~” Junno giggled, slouched on the floor, wasted beyond sanity as he leaned on the mirror, staring at the alluring image.
It was already almost one in the morning when he came from a night of drinking at a bar with Koki and got home not some time ago. Koki wasn’t even a tad bit tipsy, sticking to his promise to the beat boxer not to drink too much, while he was totally wasted. It was Koki who practically carried him into the apartment to his bed. And once he was dropped unceremoniously into it, the rapper left him with unstable steps, shutting the door with a loud bang on his way out towards his and Yuichi’s room.
But Junno was half conscious, and he felt a heat from the pit of his stomach, spreading outward his whole body. It was starting to be unbearable and it was slowly consuming him. With what little strength he had, he tried to stand up in an attempt to get to the bathroom. But all he managed was to drop off the bed and be met by a pretty face staring at him through his hazy sight.
He was instantly captivated and all thoughts of the heat flew off his mind. He gingerly touched the smooth surface separating him from the girl, wanting to feel the glowing skin as well as the golden hair that framed the innocent-looking face. But his sight was getting more blurry, and his consciousness was slowly seeping out.
He gave a tired moan before letting oblivion finally consume him. He closed his tired eyes and slept on the floor. His long, blond hair sprawled around him, giving him the image of an angelic whore.
====
“What in the damnedest part of hell fucking happened to me?!!”
Kame shrieked, looking at his (or her) reflection in the huge mirror. She nearly stumbled forward when a pillow hit the back of her head, courtesy of her still sleeping roommate, Ueda Tatsuya. She looked at him, wanting to ask for help but the boxer had already buried his head deeper in his pillow.
Pouting, she turned and examined her reflection in the mirror again. She still couldn’t believe she had transformed into a girl overnight. Kamenashi Kazuya woke up in the same scorching warmth from within, much like Nakamaru and Taguchi. But unlike the two of them, Kame instantly knew something was wrong with him.
It might have been the itch at the mid of his bared back or the slightly off pitched moan she let out when she woke up, but the moment she opened her eyes, she already felt the anxiousness eating her. And when she looked in the mirror, behold the glory of her half-naked prettiness greeted her. Half-naked because Kamenashi Kazuya (the original) sleeps only in a pajama and without his shirt on, no matter who his roommate was.
But the new Kame could never sleep naked, and the thought made her pout. She must say she was gorgeous, though. She wouldn’t dare deny it. She was already pretty when she was still a normal guy, but with her longer eyelashes and the pink tinge on her cheeks, she became even more appealing. Her skin went a little paler, too, and the wavy hair that framed her face completed the image of a regal princess - a semi-naked one at that. A rustle of blanket was heard accompanied by a stifled yawn.
“Who are you?” Ueda asked, voice heavy from sleep. “And where’s Kame?”
She was instantly alarmed. Nervousness griped her but a silly thought also passed behind her mind. She snickered, her naughtiness winning over. She decided to give him a surprise. Fixing her hair to cover only the necessary areas, she faced him with a sexy smirk.
“Why, Uepi-chan, don’t you recognize me~?”
Ueda, who’d just woken up, momentarily widened his eyes… then went instantly back to unconsciousness’ arms.
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Nakamaru sat with both her hands folded on her knees, sitting as demurely as a princess in front of a prince. She wasn’t usually this meek but she wasn’t sure how to act during a time like this, and her complacent nature prompted her to keep her silence. Kame sat at the far end of the room, sighing every once in a while, looking at each of them, bored and annoyed that they were practically ignoring her.
“I really can’t believe it~” Junno gushed, beaming at all of them, still staring at her newly developed large breasts, cupping and jiggling them, giggling like a little girl who found a new toy. “I thought it was all a dream, and when I woke up, I was like, whoa~!!!”
“Stop it, Junno!” Ueda gritted his teeth. “This is no time to be happy about it!”
“Oh, but ain’t we pretty~?” the acrobat answered, batting her eyes.
Nakamaru saw Kame rolled her eyes at the side of her eyes. She smiled discreetly. She must say she agrees with Junno. They were pretty in their transformation, their skins went a shade paler and their faces more feminine. Even her nose (the only manly part of him) was toned down a little, Junno’s jaws went softer, his shoulders smaller and Kame’s freckles slightly faded. They were pretty but the physical aspect was the least of their thoughts. This was a huge problem, and only Ueda seemed to be carrying the best of the burden.
“Stop it, Taguchi Junnosuke!” Ueda screeched, bringing her back to reality. She saw her best friend standing and stomping a foot down angrily.
“C’mon, Uepi, it’s soft~” the hyper one smiled cheekily, offering a touch to her breast. “Don’t you really wanna touch it?”
“NO!” the boxer glared daggers. “I’m never going to touch that!”
Kame snickered, Nakamaru giggled, and Junno laughed.
“Don’t be shy now~” Junno continued teasing, reaching out to the boxer but the petite guy stepped away wincing, shivering in disgust. But the room went silent as the door opened.
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“Tadaima,” Koki greeted as he entered the apartment. He came from outside and decided to bring them all breakfast.
“Koki-choo~” a flash of gold passed by before he felt two arms hugging him tightly.
“Who the heck are you?” He asked, pushing the tall girl away from him, amazed at her courage to actually approach him just like that, curious as to what she was doing in their apartment which was kept secret from the public. But apparently, she wasn’t alone. Two more were sitting in the chairs on different locations. But it didn’t even take him a second to recognize the other two, not with Kame’s almost unchanged feature nor Namakaru’s unmistakable timidity.
“K-Kame? Maru?” he gasped. “What the hell are you guys doing on girls’ clothes?”
“Koki-choo, we’re not dressing up. We turned to girls,” the blond one answered. He was about to look at her but his eyes caught the large lumps on her chest, and he couldn’t stop himself from staring at the wrong place.
“Wanna touch it?” Junno asked casually. He was about to nod but he made a mistake of looking around and seeing Ueda. He felt the sharp glare like blade ready to slice his throat. ‘Dare and die,’ it seemed to say and he suddenly realized the blond was Junno.
“This must be some fucked up dream,” he laughed nervously. He took a step back.
“I hope so, too,” the girl-Nakamaru murmured, looking down with her shoulders slumped. Koki looked at her and felt a slight tug at his heart.
As far as Koki knew, Nakamaru rarely lied, and never with such a sad face. He looked at everyone again, one by one. Nakamaru biting his lips, as she wringed her dainty hands, Kame sitting with her legs crossed, rolling her eyes when their eyes met, Ueda glaring dagger at him, yet his forehead creased in worry, and Junno still smiling, the only happy one in the room taking it all lightly.
“You’re fucking serious, aren’t you?” he felt a lump on his throat. He swallowed it.
Everybody just started at him.
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“We can’t let the public know about this,” Ueda moaned. “It’ll ruin us.”
The boxer was seriously worried, not only about their status, but for them as individuals, Maru, Kame, and most especially Junno. He’s standing as a leader again, a role he dropped years ago but he had to take up now.
He wasn’t a bit happy about the whole thing, actually viewing it all as a nuisance. He knew the news coming in public could destroy them. False rumors might spread, or negative assumptions on how it happened. They might catch the government’s attention or some scientist’s instead. And considering that such cases doesn’t happen everyday, an experiment might be conducted to the three members. Or maybe something worse. He didn’t know, nor did he want to know.
All the paranoid thoughts were giving him headache. He felt a pair of soft, warm hands touch his temple from behind. He unconsciously leaned into the touch.
“Relax,” he heard Junno’s voice, feminine and sweet. “You won’t think straight if you worry more about useless things.”
Ueda sighed at the thought that Junno guessed how his mind worked.
“You look like lesbians,” Koki snickered. He received a throw pillow from the boxer straight to his face in response. It stopped his laughter but it didn’t erase his grin because he was being honest. Ueda who was just as pretty as a princess and a prince-turned-slutt Junno.
“Do we have to hide ourselves?” Nakamaru suddenly asked, still playing with her hands. “I don’t think it’s practical.”
“I don’t think so, too,” Koki told her. “Maybe there’s a better way than that.”
“But what?” Ueda sighed.
“How about pretending to be another person,” Kame suggested. Everybody looked at him.
“Care to elaborate?” Ueda raised an eyebrow.
“Say, the KT-N of kattun went to a vacation, and we are nothing but ordinary girls who found our way into meeting the,” she waved her hands. “…the two of you.”
“Still the same old Kame,” Ueda murmured, Nakamaru smiled.
“Perfect!” Koki said happily, punching his fist to the air. “Maru will be my girlfriend!”
“W-What?” The said girl’s smile disappeared. She gaped, unaware of the blush that was spreading on her cheeks. Koki withdrew his hand and scratched it to his head instead. He smiled sheepishly.
“I mean… well, why not?”
“Fuck with my best friend, Tanaka Koki, and I’ll make you’re life hell!” Ueda interjected. The acrobat laughed.
“Relax,” she said, now massaging Ueda’s shoulders. “Koki-choo won’t do anything to Yu-chan.”
Kame looked at the four of them from her seat. She felt a slight pang of envy for her group mates and she wasn’t sure if it was due to the newly emerging emotions or to Jin’s absence.
She sighed. She wondered what her lover would say if he was here. Would he freak out like Ueda and Maru or will he be happy like Koki and Junno?
‘He’d probably already dragged me in bed by now,’ she sighed to herself. She was taken out of reverie when her phone rang. The single name appeared on screen, and her heart gave a jump.
“Jin.” She suddenly lost her cool. Anxiety invaded her and she didn’t know what to do. She knew her voice had changed and talking to Jin meant revealing it. She looked at the other four staring back at her, her eyes asking for help. She found it from Nakamaru.
‘Answer it,’ the girl mouthed.
Breathing deeply, she gathered her courage and took the call. ‘Whatever happen happens,’ she murmured. Yet before she could even speak, her lover’s voice greeted her.
“Kazuya-chan! I missed you. I got a week of vacation. I’m on my way from the airport. Where are you?!”
She dropped the phone.
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