Title: Perfect Imperfection
Pairing: TaNakamaru
Rating: PG -- very safe...(^.~)
Genre: Fluff, humor
Chapter: Oneshot
Summary: Nothing but a glimpse on the "normal" morning of my favorite couple.
Note: Sorry for the fail. My mind just won't operate properly... (>.<)
Disclaimer: None of them is mine. And when I said none, I mean I have one - locked inside my dreams... *wink*
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“WAKE UP, SLEEPY HEAD~!!!” he yelled, slamming a pillow down Koki’s pouty sleeping face. The younger groaned and rolled out of bed, falling straight to the floor with a loud thud. Yuichi smirked.
“Itai~!!!” Koki moaned from where he had landed. “That hurts. What was that for?!”
“Breakfast’s ready,” he said, trying to stop the giggles as he turned his back on him. He headed out of the room. “Hurry up or we’ll be late.”
“But you don’t have to slap me with the pillow!” he heard him whined as the younger followed him. Koki walked into the kitchen where he stood waiting, both hands on the hips.
“Excuse me?” he asked, both eyebrows raised. “I was trying to wake you up for approximately 30 minutes already. And you know what you did? You ignored me!”
“Uh-huh.” Koki snickered as he sat down on chair. “Do you know you look like a house wife?”
“What did you say?!” Yuichi gaped at him.
“You heard it. Did you eat already?”
“Yeah. But I’m not---“ he watched as he younger opened the bowl - and momentarily froze.
“Wow, udon! Don’t you get tired of this thing?”
“Wh-What do you mean by that?!” Koki smirk mockingly at him.
“You know. Everyday breakfast…?”
“Hah! Well sorry, this house wife can only make that!” he said, stressing the word. Yuichi scowled and walked away, stamping his feet in annoyance.
“I know, right~?” he heard Koki’s laughter all the way to the bathroom.
He was fuming in annoyance as he slammed the door shut. Wasn’t he just glad he could still fix him breakfast despite sleeping spent, tired, and late last night?!
“Hmpfth! What do I expect?!” He calmed himself down. He knew. Koki will still eat it just like always. It wasn’t called everyday breakfast for nothing.
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“Hey, Yucchi?!” Koki knocked at the bathroom door. “Are you still alive in there?”
“Yeah. Just a moment more,” he heard the older lover call from inside.
“A moment more? You’ve been saying that for almost an hour and a half now!”
“Just…” he failed to hear the next words as the other sounds from inside was muffled the by cascading water. What the hell was taking him that long?
The door opened and out came Yuichi with lots of steam from behind. He watched the water dripping temptingly from his hair to his chest, lower to his abdomen and still lower---
“Koki?” his head suddenly lifted.
“Yeah?!” he was met by a suspicious glare.
“You don’t want us to be late, do you?” Yuichi said with an impish grin. The damn tease knew he was lusting over him again, and making it worse by smiling sexily at him! He shook his head.
“What do you mean by that? Aren’t we late already?” he said, pushing the taller aside to enter the bathroom, hiding his reddening cheeks. “But seriously, Yucchi, what the hell are you doing in here?”
“Nothing much. Just the normal stuff.”
“The normal stuff? The normal stuff for guys doesn’t include more than an hour in the bathroom!”
“What’s it to you?”
“Only girls take that long inside the shower room,” he said, shutting the door to block any other protest from the elder.
“Hey!!!” he heard his scowl from outside but he simply smirked to himself remembering something. Opening the door slightly to show his head, he threw him a mock kiss.
“Oh, yeah, you ARE the girl~!!!”
He immediately shut the door again, just in time to avoid the thing, whatever it was, that his elder lover threw at him.
“I heychuuu~!!!” Yuichi screamed from outside as he laughed at his lover’s antics.
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“We are sooo late now!” Yuichi whined, glaring at Koki who was swinging his bag on his shoulders, blings chiming.
“And it’s my fault?” the younger raised an eyebrow, passing him by as he head on outside.
“If you wake up bit earlier---“ he followed him out, stopping his outburst as the other threw a challenging glare on him.
“It wouldn’t matter since you’d still eat all the time inside the bathroom. I hate it,” Koki mumbled, opening the car’s door and throwing his things inside. He sat on the driver’s seat and started the car.
“Oh,” Yuichi answered, sitting beside him. The car started to move. “So you hate it now, huh?”
Koki threw him a side glance, not speaking a word. Yuichi returned the defiant stare.
“Well, if you do, then you can always leave. I’d gladly kick you out of this house!”
“You can’t throw me out,” the rapper said amidst the trip. “I have as much right as you here.”
“I can. The house is mine. I saw it first, remember?” he stuck his tongue out to him in a childish way.
“Nuh-uh. I paid for half of this, too.” he did the same.
“Then I’ll pay you back for it.”
“I won’t let you.”
“I insist!”
“Are you sure you want me out?”
“Uhm, no?”
Koki sighed at both of their silliness. Sometimes one of them just has this moments when he’d go all bitchy over simple things. And it’s Yuichi’s turn right now. But who said he has to endure it?
“Hah! I thought so. You’re stuck with me as I’m stuck with you, right?” he said, parking the car safely at the Jimusho.
“I don’t have further choice, do I?”
“No.” he smirked.
“Yeah, then. I’m stuck with you forever.”
“Good. I’ll tolerate your one hour bath time and eat your bland udon everyday.”
“Hey!” Koki snickered as he earned a whack from Yuichi. He leaned in on him to attempt a kiss.
“We’re really late now,” Yuichi laughed, pushing his face away.
“Just a peck,” he puckered his lips, trying to look cute. “Onegai?”
“Fine…” Yuichi gave Koki a short, chaste kiss on the lips, smiling happily as he smacked the younger one’s forehead lightly. “Hurry up. I could practically hear Kame and Tat-chan screaming about how late we are again.”
“Yosh~!!!” Koki said happily as both of them got out of the car.
Yeah. Just another perfect way for them to start this day.
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