Vomiting from windows? And I applied there? Uh-oh.
And Lady, I've seen your teeth. They're spectacular! Oh gosh, I've also seen some dating swamp creatures--and they make out in public! Inappropriate AND disgusting, which is apparently a winning combination in the dating pool. If that is the alternative to catladydom, then I think being untethered is a comparable alternative.
I don't know if I could marry you... I mean, sheesh, you are just too damn hot for me to handle. You're hot blooded in the true Foreigner sense and I would inevitably be plagued by thoughts of inadequacy and constantly questioning my self-worth much like Rob in High Fidelity and the only way to remedy my insecurities would be to take copious amounts of hormones to induce beard-growth... Oy, imagine how TRULY silly I would look with a beard. It'd probably be all patchy little tufts of blond. Plus, I don't have a penis, and since we are clearly not lesbians, it could get pretty boring.
I guess we'll just have to wait for a couple of non-mouth-breathers to amble past and snare them with our womanly charms (i.e. hitting their kneecaps with bats).
And Lady, I've seen your teeth. They're spectacular! Oh gosh, I've also seen some dating swamp creatures--and they make out in public! Inappropriate AND disgusting, which is apparently a winning combination in the dating pool. If that is the alternative to catladydom, then I think being untethered is a comparable alternative.
I don't know if I could marry you... I mean, sheesh, you are just too damn hot for me to handle. You're hot blooded in the true Foreigner sense and I would inevitably be plagued by thoughts of inadequacy and constantly questioning my self-worth much like Rob in High Fidelity and the only way to remedy my insecurities would be to take copious amounts of hormones to induce beard-growth... Oy, imagine how TRULY silly I would look with a beard. It'd probably be all patchy little tufts of blond. Plus, I don't have a penis, and since we are clearly not lesbians, it could get pretty boring.
I guess we'll just have to wait for a couple of non-mouth-breathers to amble past and snare them with our womanly charms (i.e. hitting their kneecaps with bats).
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