its been a while... and for good reason
i haven't posted quizzes in ages... mostly b/c i got bored with them.
but then, i got bored with work. so here are some quizzes.
jess ports is most likely to get laid in Vatican City, in a government office.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jessica!
This Is My Life, RatedLife:
6.8Mind:
7.6Body:
5Spirit:
8.2Friends/Family:
4.4Love:
7.7Finance:
7.1Take the Rate My Life Quiz
You are Green LanternGreen Lantern 85%Spider-Man 70%Superman 65%Iron Man 65%Robin 63%Supergirl 55%Wonder Woman 45%Hulk 40%The Flash 40%Catwoman 35%Batman 30%Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
Your Cereal Personality:
Honeycomb
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I am sorry to say, but you were this girl from Honey Comb. Known for the worst cereal commercials on the planet, you measured Honey Combs until the cows came home. With your Gilligan hat and extra large mouth, you convinced kids to try Honey Comb over Cap'n Crunch. We should have never listened to you, Punky Brewster!
Jessica Ports's random George Bush quote:
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
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Your walk is:
Pimp/Thug Styles
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Big Boo-tay!
Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
You Are 26 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?
Jessica Ports --
[adjective]:
Benevolent to a fault
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
After you die...
Reincarnated as Yourself
After death, you will be reborn again as yourself. You will live the same life, unbeknownst to you. However, you will have vivid moments of déjà vu, as you probably have now.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
How Machiavellian Are You?
You Are 24% Abnormal
You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
How Abnormal Are You?
Who Should Paint You: Gustav Klimt
Sensual and gorgeous, you would inspire an enchanting portrait..
With just enough classic appeal to be hung in any museum!
What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
You Are an Orange Martini
Everyone's favorite drunk, you're fun, flirty, and charming.
Unfortunately, you often spark jealousy - and unintentionally start bar fights.
You should never: Drink and dial. You'll just end up with multiple booty calls at your door!
Your ideal party: Is huge and lively. You love to work a crowd.
Your drinking soulmates: those with a Blueberry Martini personality
Your drinking rivals: those with a Dirty Martini personality
What Flavor Martini Are You?
Your Hillbilly Name Is...
Kissy Cissy Houston
Hillbilly Name Generator
jesster --
[noun]:
A beat poet working the streets
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Your results:
You are Will Riker
Will Riker
70%
Geordi LaForge
60%
Deanna Troi
60%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
60%
Spock
57%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
55%
Chekov
55%
Uhura
55%
Mr. Sulu
55%
Data
53%
Mr. Scott
50%
Beverly Crusher
50%
Jean-Luc Picard
45%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
30%
Worf
30%
At times you are self-centered
but you have many friends.
You love many women, but the right
woman could get you to settle down.
Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...
but then, i got bored with work. so here are some quizzes.
jess ports is most likely to get laid in Vatican City, in a government office.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jessica!
- South Australia was the first place to allow Jessica to stand for parliament!
- In Chinese, the sound 'Jessica' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
- The Jessica-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jessica-fights take place there every day.
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Jessica.
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jessica.
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Jessica and water!
- Jessica can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
- The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Jessica.
- Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jessica!
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Jessica.
This Is My Life, RatedLife:
6.8Mind:
7.6Body:
5Spirit:
8.2Friends/Family:
4.4Love:
7.7Finance:
7.1Take the Rate My Life Quiz
You are Green LanternGreen Lantern 85%Spider-Man 70%Superman 65%Iron Man 65%Robin 63%Supergirl 55%Wonder Woman 45%Hulk 40%The Flash 40%Catwoman 35%Batman 30%Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
Your Cereal Personality:
Honeycomb
Take This Quiz!
I am sorry to say, but you were this girl from Honey Comb. Known for the worst cereal commercials on the planet, you measured Honey Combs until the cows came home. With your Gilligan hat and extra large mouth, you convinced kids to try Honey Comb over Cap'n Crunch. We should have never listened to you, Punky Brewster!
Jessica Ports's random George Bush quote:
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Your walk is:
Pimp/Thug Styles
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Big Boo-tay!
Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
You Are 26 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?
Jessica Ports --
[adjective]:
Benevolent to a fault
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
After you die...
Reincarnated as Yourself
After death, you will be reborn again as yourself. You will live the same life, unbeknownst to you. However, you will have vivid moments of déjà vu, as you probably have now.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
How Machiavellian Are You?
You Are 24% Abnormal
You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
How Abnormal Are You?
Who Should Paint You: Gustav Klimt
Sensual and gorgeous, you would inspire an enchanting portrait..
With just enough classic appeal to be hung in any museum!
What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
You Are an Orange Martini
Everyone's favorite drunk, you're fun, flirty, and charming.
Unfortunately, you often spark jealousy - and unintentionally start bar fights.
You should never: Drink and dial. You'll just end up with multiple booty calls at your door!
Your ideal party: Is huge and lively. You love to work a crowd.
Your drinking soulmates: those with a Blueberry Martini personality
Your drinking rivals: those with a Dirty Martini personality
What Flavor Martini Are You?
Your Hillbilly Name Is...
Kissy Cissy Houston
Hillbilly Name Generator
jesster --
[noun]:
A beat poet working the streets
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Your results:
You are Will Riker
Will Riker
70%
Geordi LaForge
60%
Deanna Troi
60%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
60%
Spock
57%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
55%
Chekov
55%
Uhura
55%
Mr. Sulu
55%
Data
53%
Mr. Scott
50%
Beverly Crusher
50%
Jean-Luc Picard
45%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
30%
Worf
30%
At times you are self-centered
but you have many friends.
You love many women, but the right
woman could get you to settle down.
Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...