Ohh the memories!

[freyar]

I wish that all the ladies
were bells on a tower
and I was a bellboy
I'd bang 'em every hour!

I wish that all the ladies
were holes in the road
and I was a dumptruck
I'd fill 'em with my load!

I wish that all the ladies
were sheep in the grass
and I was a Kiwi
I'd do 'em up the ass!

I wish that all the ladies
were waves in the ocean
and I was a surfer
I'd ride 'em with my motion!

I wish all the ladies
were deer in the forest
and I was the tall grass
I'd tickle their clitoris!

I wish all the ladies
were bricks in a pile
and I was a brickie
I'd lay 'em with my style!
I wish all the ladies
were fish in a pool
and I was a fisherman
I'd catch 'em with my tool!

I wish all the ladies
were brown paper bags
and I was a butcher
I'd fill 'em with my snags!

I wish all the ladies
were buns on a shelf
and I was a baker
I'd cream them all myself!

I wish all the ladies
were jockeys in a race
and I was a saddle
they'd sit upon on my face!

I wish all the ladies
were telephone poles
and I was a squirrel
I'd stuff nuts in their holes!

I wish all the ladies
were air out at sea
and I was a sail boat
then they'd all blow me!
I wish all the ladies
were little red foxes
and I was a hunter
I'd shoot up all their boxes!

I wish all the ladies
were walls in a mine
and I was a miner
I'd drill 'em from behind!

I wish all the ladies
were ice-cream in a cone
and I was a fat boy
I'd lick 'em til they moan!

I wish all the ladies
were statues of venus
and I was a sculptor
I'd carve 'em with my penis!

I wish all the ladies
were pipes that were blocked
and I was a plumber
I'd plunge 'em with my cock!

I wish all the ladies
were B-59's
and I was a Spitfire
I'd buzz up their behinds!