I am not going anywhere alone!
I have met the patient from HELL.
I mean it literally and figuratively.
Ok, I knew when I decided to go into Psych that I would have patients like this, pero I didn't think I would get them so soon. I always imagined that I would be a cool, calm and collected 3rd or 4th year resident when I would be assigned to a
MULTIPLE SEX OFFENDER
As in rapist sha. And he attempted to rape an "Oriental woman" (yes those were his exact words as he leered at me this morning) Apparently, he tried to force himself on a Filipina nurse in the elevator of another hospital where he was confined for a year. That means, TYPE NYA AKO!!!!! He tried to shake my hand nga kanina when I did a history on him. Of course I pretended na I didn't understand what he was saying and started talking to my bait biker PTSD patient.
Winarning na ako ng aking attending (a nice old man from Taiwan) that he was going to be a hard case. Tinuruan pa ako ni Lolo ng martial arts moves to "deflect patients". Sabi nya "Try not to hurt the patients, if you can. If they attack you, just deflect their energy".
I'm sorry, pero if I ever get caught in an elevator with Mr Crazy 4 Oriental women, the only thing deflected will be his balls.
This is why I'm sure I want to go into Child Psych.
I mean it literally and figuratively.
Ok, I knew when I decided to go into Psych that I would have patients like this, pero I didn't think I would get them so soon. I always imagined that I would be a cool, calm and collected 3rd or 4th year resident when I would be assigned to a
MULTIPLE SEX OFFENDER
As in rapist sha. And he attempted to rape an "Oriental woman" (yes those were his exact words as he leered at me this morning) Apparently, he tried to force himself on a Filipina nurse in the elevator of another hospital where he was confined for a year. That means, TYPE NYA AKO!!!!! He tried to shake my hand nga kanina when I did a history on him. Of course I pretended na I didn't understand what he was saying and started talking to my bait biker PTSD patient.
Winarning na ako ng aking attending (a nice old man from Taiwan) that he was going to be a hard case. Tinuruan pa ako ni Lolo ng martial arts moves to "deflect patients". Sabi nya "Try not to hurt the patients, if you can. If they attack you, just deflect their energy".
I'm sorry, pero if I ever get caught in an elevator with Mr Crazy 4 Oriental women, the only thing deflected will be his balls.
This is why I'm sure I want to go into Child Psych.