Breastfeeding in Public, Morons who text and Weabos on Primetime Television

Aug 02, 2008 16:03

Alright, I have a bunch of rants for the day. Kiddies, are you ready?

Rant #1: Breastfeeding Is Not Good For The Eyes of Kristeta

So after buying some groceries for the third floor office (Jiro and I will be spending the night here because we will be installing HighStreet 5, and god damn it has 3 CDs....now multiply that with the number of customer computers that I have in the shop, you're in for one long night), I go board a Pasig-bound jeep.

In front of me were three women who are obviously a mother and her two daughters. And I saw one of them suddenly bust out her boob (yeah, singular) and breastfeed her baby.

Okay, I can still tolerate that since she's obviously breastfeeding a BABY.

What nearly made my eyes pop out of their fabulous sockets was as soon as woman #1 tucked her boobage back in its' proper place (aka, inside her bra)...the eldest woman (who I thought was carrying her grandkid) ALSO busts out her boob and starts breastfeeding the kid who's seated on her lap.

Oh, I haven't mentioned that the kid's teeth is perfectly capable of chewing steak....WELL DONE.

Argh my eyes!!!!!!!!!!

I swear to god, when I have a kid of my own someday....I will not be breastfeeding in public! NEVAH!!!!

I sent a text message to my mom about it and she told me "You never breastfed from me when you were little."

HAH!

See? Evil since birth, that I am. ^_^

Rant #2: Texting in PUJs is Absolutely M-O-R-O-N-I-C

This happened in the same jeep where I got the titty show (which I DO NOT WANT to see, at all). Beside me, there was this man who was texting away on his Blackberry phone. How did I know what model it was? Well, dude almost flashes every person who would board the vehicle with his phone. It's pretty pathetic because the unit that he was brandishing about is the first ever Blackberry that came out. In short, it was Nokia 5110 all over again.

As if that was not enough, this girl who was also in the same vehicle with us, took out her phone (a pink Motorola Razr) and starts texting away.

Oh please people. And you would all end up with sob stories if your phone gets snatched?

Rant #3: Weabos On Prime Time TV

A couple of days ago, I decided to let Jiro handle the shop while I rest because I was starting to feel weak (customers were coming in every 5 minutes or so and I was working since morning).

I decided to watch Asero because, duh, we don't have cable here.

Weheheelll....the character that was played by Ehra Madrigal who is apparently the daughter of some Japanese scientist (played by Pen Medina). And part of her character's personality has to speak in Nihonggo.

I swear to god, my ears bled when she starts speaking like a weabo!!!!! The accent!!!! And how she pronounces the words!!! Arrrgghh!!!!!!

I rest my case.

This would all go away with Fita crackers and Philadelphia Cream Cheese.

rant and bitchings, kwentong jeep, retard encounters

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