Happy 3rd Birthday To My Baby!!!! And Some Kleptos On The Loose

Apr 20, 2008 19:34







HAPPY 3RD BIRTHDAY TO CHING!!!!! Atsi loves you so much! You little camwhore you....

Okay so I didn't go home last night and spent the night at my parents' office (aka the condo unit lolz) because I had to do some massive cleaning to the shop's stock room which had accumulated a lot of junk such as game posters, etc.

Around 2 pm this afternoon, I got a SMS from my mom saying that there was this kid who attempted to open her bag while shopping at the mall (she and my dad were bored at home and didn't want to waste electricity with air conditioning). With her text message, it's easy to assume that it's probably one of those scruffy teenaged posers that like to hang out at the mall who did it.

I called her up and she told me that the kid who did it was a GIRL. And a very pretty one at that!

This is how it all went down.

Mom and Dad had lunch at Goldilock's and on their way out of the said establishment there was this girl who bumped into my mother. She didn't mind it at first thinking that it was just an accident. It was the last day of the mall's 3-Day Sale after all, and there were a lot of people.

Then the same thing happened at the ladies' room.

AND in the department store. The said girl kept on following my parents on the escalator and she overheard my mom tell my dad "Punta lang ako saglit sa grocery kasi wala na tayong kape." (I'll be dropping by the grocery because we ran out of coffee.)My mom pretended not to notice her while she followed my mother around the grocery aisles. Then my mom stopped in front of those mirrors that groceries use? And she caught the girl fiddling with her bag's front zip. Mom grabbed the kid's arm and gave her a massive bitchslap.

The girl had the gall to ask my mother  "Anong kasalanan ko sa inyo? Bakit nyo ginawa sa akin yon?". (What did I do to you? Why are you doing this to me?)

My mother simply said "Bakit mo binubuksan yung bag ko?" (Why are you opening my bag?)

Since my mother raised hell, the guards took the kid away and just got a statement from my mom. So basically that's it.

greetings, inu, retard encounters, birthday ekek

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