Grand Bitching Session Before I Turn A Year Older

Nov 19, 2006 04:29


Tintin has not been in a very good mood the past few days.

FRIDAY- Didn't attend the PAPJA Convention because I didn't want to fork over 600 bucks. So Jiro and I met up at this Jologville mall near my business (Ever Gotesco Ortigas) to get a bite to eat and since I'm looking for a LCD protector for my phone, decided to browse around at the stalls. So anyways, this faggot...pardon me for using the word, I love gay people to bits, hell my best friend is even a fabulous gay guy but this one is definitely the epitome of baklang jologs.He suddenly popped out of nowhere, literally, and asked what we wanted so we haven't even gotten around to explaining what a LCD protector is, he suddenly blurts out in this uber trying-hard sosyalera accent "Yah, I know what you're talking about.. Kaso we have to open up yung phone unit. So anong phone unit ba?" Then Jiro said that it's for a Motorola Razr phone, faggot doesn't know what the phone is and when I whipped it out, I told him "Ang hinahanap ko yung parang plastic lang na pang-cover. No need to open my phone." Faggot then grabbed my phone to check it out, and he didn't want to return it until I said "Akin na phone ko." AAARGHHH!!!!!

Another thing that has been irking me off lately is one of Jiro's fangirls here. She looks more matronic than my mom, and has the guts to come on to Jiro. Can anybody say Madame Auring, is that you?!

SATURDAY- Was supposed to go out with Jiro but couldn't because my fever hit an all-time high. I kept walking back and forth from the kitchen to fetch pitchers of cold water to drink and to drench a washcloth to cool my forehead.

RAVES- Despite the jolog baklita episode, I was able to purchase some stuff to cheer me up. Bought an original copy of Y Tu Mama Tambien which is my best friend and I's faaaavorite movie of all time because it has Diego Luna in it. IN YOUR FACE, RANDY!!! PIRATED DVD LANG COPY MO...SA KIN ORIG! HA HA HAAA!!!! And also bought that room aromatheraphy stuff that I've been wanting to buy at Zen Zest but always forget to.

SHET!!!!! TATANDA NA KO BUKAS!!!!

rant and bitchings, jiro, cutting classes, retard encounters

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