Soldier on
Paris is a nice old place innit? Any country that has a massive sanga as the national dish is tops in my book - god I love a good baguette. The only thing that I could complain about was subbin the tasty cheddar for brie - whats all that about? There is no good way in hell that brie belongs on a salami roll.
So anyway, I dunno what all the claptrap is about the French bein rude - they were all nice apart from one bird at the Eiffel tower who had a good whinge when I was tryin ta get rid of me euros. She gives me this look like we're somethin she scraped off her shoe and then says - why do you give me coins, do I look like a baker? Ahahahahaha, nah love, you look like you work in a ticket kiosk so take the jingle and let us up yer tower!
Anyway the important thing is that I got a bit of lovely one on one with the missus. We did a bit of walkin, and had a bit of a wander around this nutjob art gallery called Palace De Tokyo where they gave ya a glow in the dark sticker as an entry thingo. Chasin each other round the UV room was probably the highlight of the trip, hahaha (for us, that is, dont reckon the security guard was impressed).
Might get a bit more quiet time in the next couple of weeks. We've got the last UK show for bestival, and we're bookendin it with a coupla weeks in the Auditore bat cave. Should be good - last weeks of them bein sprog free. Takin a bottle of brandy I picked up duty free and makin like a boozehound: all systems go!
So anyway, I dunno what all the claptrap is about the French bein rude - they were all nice apart from one bird at the Eiffel tower who had a good whinge when I was tryin ta get rid of me euros. She gives me this look like we're somethin she scraped off her shoe and then says - why do you give me coins, do I look like a baker? Ahahahahaha, nah love, you look like you work in a ticket kiosk so take the jingle and let us up yer tower!
Anyway the important thing is that I got a bit of lovely one on one with the missus. We did a bit of walkin, and had a bit of a wander around this nutjob art gallery called Palace De Tokyo where they gave ya a glow in the dark sticker as an entry thingo. Chasin each other round the UV room was probably the highlight of the trip, hahaha (for us, that is, dont reckon the security guard was impressed).
Might get a bit more quiet time in the next couple of weeks. We've got the last UK show for bestival, and we're bookendin it with a coupla weeks in the Auditore bat cave. Should be good - last weeks of them bein sprog free. Takin a bottle of brandy I picked up duty free and makin like a boozehound: all systems go!