Smashin it
Gettin qualified for techin' was basically the best thing I done so far this year on account of how im justified bein on this tour and gettin paid for the priviledge of pervin up the too short skirts of my missus while she smashes it out on stage. I dunno what I did ta deserve this life but mostly Im just busy bein grateful that its happenin, ahahaha.
Best thing about doin country festivals apart from the aforementioned pervin ops is a chance ta see some proper brit wildlife. Check this little bugger! Red squirrels are tons nicer than those psycho greys. Awww I wish ya could keep em as pets and no mistake but after a bit of a pat I put him back where I found him. Better than watchin Two Door Cinema!
Next up - watchin the womens aussie netball. Bring it, Diamonds!
Best thing about doin country festivals apart from the aforementioned pervin ops is a chance ta see some proper brit wildlife. Check this little bugger! Red squirrels are tons nicer than those psycho greys. Awww I wish ya could keep em as pets and no mistake but after a bit of a pat I put him back where I found him. Better than watchin Two Door Cinema!
Next up - watchin the womens aussie netball. Bring it, Diamonds!