Almost hitched

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Woke up this mornin from what must be the only bit of pre-weddin fear that I've had which was namely a dream in which I got married without me dacks, hahaha. Considerin that those dacks are made by Pip I dunno what I was more frightening, the thought that Sashy would be down the aisle any minute seein me in me alltogether in front of the friends

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Protip: Losing your pants is for tomorrow night not for the ceremony. Though I am so incredibly looking forward to hearing your version of the massage time events vs. Turk and Rich's because HAHA you are such a prude compared to those two exhibitionists. Don't let them scandalise anyone.

Have a good time this afternoon with Mrs M, and tell her to whack you one for me because that nutbag booking us two rooms is going to be your WIFE tomorrow. It's tradition!

Too bad that pre-nup forgot to include that I am always right. ;) I love you. See you tomorrow! xxx

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Tiny hint: Might have forgotten to pack any clothes for the honeymoon at all, whichll make the plane ride a ton of fun in economy :P

Im not a prude its just that those fellas'd be havin swordfights with their wangs if you didnt try n introduce a little propriety! My word, the things those boys do, no wonder Ive got the fear.

.. you what now! Lucky I didnt ask you ta make sane decisions in the prenup, itd be violated!!!!

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We can do some creative blanket work? I have no idea how an overnight flight to Thailand has no First Class tickets for the whole day. Maybe Dajve's travel agent is shit?

Not with me you aren't, though, you sound so much like Mrs M there, I read that in my head with her voice. Terrifying! Tell them I've got eyes watching them everywhere and to behave.

TRADITION. Come on, it'll make tomorrow even more better, though I wonder if I'll be able to sleep without the sound of your snoring or your smelly feet? x

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Well I can see I'm marryin a thinker! As to the flight, I dunno - guessin that its probably people escapin the winter? Last week of school hollies as well isnt it, probably full.

Haha, well I admit Ive heard her say that once or twice. Theyre under threat of a bruisin if they take a wrong step, dont you worry!

I had trouble sleepin without havin all the blankets stolen, icy feet on me calves and a dog in between me and the object of me affection. Funny that!

See you in a bit - dont stand me up!

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Well well, looks like Bikinus pulled a fast one on us, hey? Well worth the confusion I reckon.

Good thing you won't have any more trouble sleeping now hmm? Plus now that we're married I think maybe Wigs will loose the reins on letting us sleep next to one another. Also I bought him a fancy dog bed so that it can be just you and me.

Absolutely wouldn't ever - glad you didn't leave me hanging either! x

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Shoulda known better than ta believe she couldnt shrill her way into what she wanted, hehehe.

Wahey, fancy digs Wiggles! Just you n me sounds like its gunna be forever and a day.

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You definitely should have known better. ;)

We'll stage one of those protests like John and Yoko and not get out of bed for a week?