I lounge corrected

[frets_and_ink]

So yannow how i was sayin that weddins are a piece of piss? Not so much mates, if the last couple are anything to go by. Holy mary fulla fruit juice, those girls spent FOUR HOURS pickin napkins the other day. Napkins! I dont even wanna do anythin i like for four hours at a stretch, let alone think about somethin you wipe yer mouth on. Bloody lucky

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[batta_le_manine]

I hate you for bringing this wedding into our lives. Christ alive. I'm keeping a mental tally - one pint for every conversation I have to sit through about it.

Bet you're crossing it all it's the flowers tour '12

[frets_and_ink]

Lucky ya love me for all the goals I score and all the piss I sink in yer company, eh?

Its the Killers, have you heard em? Music to die by, jesus.

[batta_le_manine]

Mate, gross. I've told you so many times I love you for your killer blowies and that's it. I wish you'd stop looking for feelings that just aren't there.

Mate my wife's a bleeding DJ of course I've heard them. Don't you go running off after that prettyboy frontman of theirs.

[frets_and_ink]

Unlikely, I never met a bigger poof. Apart from you, of course - dont get mad babes.

[batta_le_manine]

So longs I'm still your numero uno poof we're good, beefcake.