Whats with all the slap?

[frets_and_ink]

Jesus christ, what the hell is it with all the ladies wearin all that slap lately? Its like girls dont like their faces or somethin, which is nuts cos they all have fellas as far as I can tell. Whats the point of goin out with someone when you dont know what they look like???? Lucky I got a natural beauty, hehehe

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[atrum_astrum]

Being legit is because of ~insurance reasons~ but I reckon we won't have a problem once Seb explains you're mine and will look after me as to prevent a repeat of last time? Outlaws, you and me. x

I'm morbidly interested in what that morning convo was like, and trust I've got a list of dislikes for the stag if I'm asked (which I haven't been. Harumph) But if you think there's a way to derail and of Train Bikinus' plans, you must be mental.

[frets_and_ink]

Nah I know love, Im just sayin it doesnt make him any good at his job!

Turks plannin it lovey, he wants to do the Dam but I dunno, seems a bit cliched? Id rather go surfin to be honest.

[atrum_astrum]

You can bloody well say that again! Not as easy on the eyes either.

I fully support you lot going surfing for it instead, too, though it might be a bit cold? Either way. All-male-no-stripper/strip-club stag do sounds like the best idea I've heard maybe in forever. :)

[frets_and_ink]

Well to be fair its always fuckin cold even in the height of summer, haha! It should be good waves anyway.

[atrum_astrum]

And if not, word on the street is good waves are in the cards for you if you play yours right. ;)

[frets_and_ink]

Oh yeah? Is this to do with yer secret honeymoon plans then? I'll get it outta you before we go, mark me words!

[atrum_astrum]

Wouldn't you like to know? I admire your determination towards the lost cause. :)

[frets_and_ink]

Give it up Martin, I havent even unleashed me tickle powers yet!

[atrum_astrum]

MY LIPS ARE SEALED. Which might not bode well for you in the long run ;)

[frets_and_ink]

Well seein as Im off the lay may as well go for broke eh? :P

[atrum_astrum]

Hahaha because we know how long these types of boycotts usually last SO LONG.

[frets_and_ink]

Cant help it if Im irresistable :) x

[atrum_astrum]

Truer words never spoken. x