Welcome to Human Sexuality
Between the speaker and our personal commentary, tonight's class is the best class ever. Consider this live blogging of my class.
"When you go to the bathroom, what are you holding? You're holding Mr. Penis."-Speaker
"She’s not only Puerto Rican, but she’s probably a terrorist and also masturbating."-Speaker
"It kinda creeps me out that the old guy who sits in front on the other side of the room kinda looks like my dad from the side."-Mandy
"I'm moving to a desesrt island and masturbating until I die."-Me
Mandy-"All the notes are verbatim, but this girl spelled 'erection' wrong."
Me-"Wow, she should be banned from sex forever."
"It's not going to feel like it's choking Mr. Penis."-Speaker
"I have lost all faith in society because of the past two minutes."-Pam, upon hearing about people using ketchup as lube and using "Booty Call" as a source for safe sex practices
"If I can find a penis that can go around my neck, let me know. I wanna make some money."-Speaker
"Um, he's fisting the condom right now."-Pam
Just after this, he proceeds to put the condom over his head and blows it up with his nose.
"Bubble wrap is the new birth control."-Pam
"Oral Contraceptives
-How is the pill taken?"-Speaker's PowerPoint
"When you go to the bathroom, what are you holding? You're holding Mr. Penis."-Speaker
"She’s not only Puerto Rican, but she’s probably a terrorist and also masturbating."-Speaker
"It kinda creeps me out that the old guy who sits in front on the other side of the room kinda looks like my dad from the side."-Mandy
"I'm moving to a desesrt island and masturbating until I die."-Me
Mandy-"All the notes are verbatim, but this girl spelled 'erection' wrong."
Me-"Wow, she should be banned from sex forever."
"It's not going to feel like it's choking Mr. Penis."-Speaker
"I have lost all faith in society because of the past two minutes."-Pam, upon hearing about people using ketchup as lube and using "Booty Call" as a source for safe sex practices
"If I can find a penis that can go around my neck, let me know. I wanna make some money."-Speaker
"Um, he's fisting the condom right now."-Pam
Just after this, he proceeds to put the condom over his head and blows it up with his nose.
"Bubble wrap is the new birth control."-Pam
"Oral Contraceptives
-How is the pill taken?"-Speaker's PowerPoint