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[freshlybakedboy]

Hello everyone! :) :) :) How aaaaaaaare you? There are lots of new people again too, yay!!! Hiiiiiiiiii! I'm Azuma, and I bake bread! I like coming up new recipes and changing old recipes, and one day I'm definitely going to make the perfect Ja-pan (Japanese bread

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[nanyate69]

I think you should do a guide to different types of bread. Start right at the beginning. Next month you could do a recipe, but remember that it's hard for most people to bake bread because they don't have solar hands like you or solar gauntlets like me. So it has to be an easy recipe. Maybe one they can make in a bread maker or something.

What do you think I should do for my fandom post? I want to do something that will appeal to the ladies.

[freshlybakedboy]

Good idea! I forget that most people don't know much about bread. So I should start by introducing them to all kinds of bread so they can make up their minds about what they want to try!

A bread maker? -_-

I don't really know anything about the ladies. But my sister's magazines say that ladies like it when you can find the clitoris. So maybe you could find one and then make a post about it?

[nanyate69]

Yes, that's the idea! There are loads of different types of bread you could talk about. I'll help you google for pictures, if you want.

Yes. A bread-maker. Don't be such a snob. Not everyone has the time to spend hours and hours making bread like we do. And not everyone has a good oven, either. Bread-makers don't suck that much, anyway, they make some really good ones nowadays.

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Please never say that word again. Ever.

[freshlybakedboy]

Yeah! Like French bread and melon-pan and German bread and sandwich loaves and Naan bread and that's all before I get into other kinds of bread like rolls and pastries and things. Thank you for helping! This is going to be an AWESOME fandom post!!!!

I'm not a snob. Bread-makers bake really bad bread. You have no control over the baking process and they thump the dough around really hard and then the bread goes mouldy after like two days. People SHOULD spend lots of time making bread. It's FUN!

What word? Clitoris?

[nanyate69]

Don't. Say. That. Word.

[freshlybakedboy]

Why not?

[nanyate69]

BECAUSE.

Do you even know what it is?

[freshlybakedboy]

That's not a good enough reason. Also you aren't supposed to start a sentence with 'because' because it's bad grammar or something.

They never explain exactly what it is, just that it's really important and men can never find it. I figured maybe it's some kind of really well hidden treasure, like One Piece.

[nanyate69]

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ONE PIECE?

[freshlybakedboy]

What?

[nanyate69]

Azuma.

[freshlybakedboy]

Whaaaaaaaat???

[nanyate69]

Oh, Azuma. Azuma, Azuma, Azuma. You're so young.

[freshlybakedboy]

What did I say? What did I say?

[nanyate69]

It's ... er ... it's not a kind of Pirate treasure, kiddo.

[freshlybakedboy]

Oh. What is it?