cordovi the stripper and sailor escapes in charleston
LAST NIGHT ROCKED MY SOCKS. Freekin i got overnight liberty authorized and so did some of my boys so we hit the town. First we started off by hitting up the mall. We stopped at footlocker were i was chekin out the new low=top ivo's. i think imma buy em today. and i bought a white sweater with a kangaroo pouch that was like too comfortable that matched my outfit really well. so the night started off well. then we went over to hooters (we= me, maldonado, hodnett, hernandez, bradshaw, demming and sin[yes he's asian and his name is sin, how bad is that !?]) There we had a blast as usual angela wasnt there but its all good cause maldonado is definitely "in" with ashley this other waitress, im so proud, good job jersey. after there we called crazy carl (the local cab driver) and he drove us over to thee southern belle (or friendly charleston gentleman's club). We went in and it was packed, and there were mad girls there, but like mad femal customers it was awesome to see a girl buy a lapdance from another girl...YES...
anyways i was having a blast as usual cause all the strippers there know me by name and shit. so im chillin laying back when we're approached by an unfamiliar face. i cant remember her name but she was visiting from cali and she was in the first shower show for the night and came to sell us tickets. (a shower show is when two girls get in a huge shower and basically eat eachother out for 20 minutes and have fun with chocolate and beer bottles) upon seeing her our boy sin start FREEKIN OUT, she was mad hott and he was like shaking i thought he was gonna fucking die. anywho the shower show was awesome. so after a while of spending money and lapdances i am approached by a stripper who i had spent all my energy trying to avoid. i call her cordovi.
id been avoiding her cause the first time we went hodnett got a lapdance from her and he said it sucked, and shes hard to say no to so when i see her i run, and if that wasnt enough she looks EXACTLY like cordovi which is kinda creepy when shes naked. but she caught me and basically forced me into gettting a dance.
i dont know what hodnetts problem was but my dance was awesome!!! she did stuff to me that i didnt know strippers could get away with in SC. and then best part was during the dance she grabbed my junk and said "DAAAAMN" she then turns around to Jasmine who's giving sin a lapdance at the time and said "this guys hung like a horse" jasmin who had given me a dance before said "i know" and sin just starts laughing like a silly silly asian, it reminded me of jules' laugh but deeper
and on top of that a fight broke out so we ran outside to jump in that shit but they had broken it up already...lucky bastards... i hate it when drunk people try to ruin peoples fun...fuckers...
anyways at the end of the night i was happy and 200 dollars poorer than when i started the night. alllll worth it, these guys are awesome hang with it reminds me of things bakc home, i cant wait till xmas. anyways today im going to hooters with maldonado to go visit angie : ) and hes gonna go run game on his girl
then we're gonna go back later to watch the world series and then we're gonna go to college of charleston to check some parties out, should be fun. and i still havent slept...
i love the navy but not as much as you guys,
make love ya'll,
finding em hot, making em wet,
Fireman Martinez, USN
anyways i was having a blast as usual cause all the strippers there know me by name and shit. so im chillin laying back when we're approached by an unfamiliar face. i cant remember her name but she was visiting from cali and she was in the first shower show for the night and came to sell us tickets. (a shower show is when two girls get in a huge shower and basically eat eachother out for 20 minutes and have fun with chocolate and beer bottles) upon seeing her our boy sin start FREEKIN OUT, she was mad hott and he was like shaking i thought he was gonna fucking die. anywho the shower show was awesome. so after a while of spending money and lapdances i am approached by a stripper who i had spent all my energy trying to avoid. i call her cordovi.
id been avoiding her cause the first time we went hodnett got a lapdance from her and he said it sucked, and shes hard to say no to so when i see her i run, and if that wasnt enough she looks EXACTLY like cordovi which is kinda creepy when shes naked. but she caught me and basically forced me into gettting a dance.
i dont know what hodnetts problem was but my dance was awesome!!! she did stuff to me that i didnt know strippers could get away with in SC. and then best part was during the dance she grabbed my junk and said "DAAAAMN" she then turns around to Jasmine who's giving sin a lapdance at the time and said "this guys hung like a horse" jasmin who had given me a dance before said "i know" and sin just starts laughing like a silly silly asian, it reminded me of jules' laugh but deeper
and on top of that a fight broke out so we ran outside to jump in that shit but they had broken it up already...lucky bastards... i hate it when drunk people try to ruin peoples fun...fuckers...
anyways at the end of the night i was happy and 200 dollars poorer than when i started the night. alllll worth it, these guys are awesome hang with it reminds me of things bakc home, i cant wait till xmas. anyways today im going to hooters with maldonado to go visit angie : ) and hes gonna go run game on his girl
then we're gonna go back later to watch the world series and then we're gonna go to college of charleston to check some parties out, should be fun. and i still havent slept...
i love the navy but not as much as you guys,
make love ya'll,
finding em hot, making em wet,
Fireman Martinez, USN