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So Lily is convinced that I should date Elliott. But, come on. we all know what a slut he is. Shit, the kid had an "open" relationship with his last girlfriend.
Lily: Wow, we should lock the two of you in a room together for a night and see what happens.
Me: No, Lily, because then I wouldn't come out a virgin...
What? It's true! Elliott is hot...and yes, I'd love to have my way with him but not quite to that extent...I'll save that for a rainy day...
Oh, man, do I want a boy.
The physic was right: it's been a dry spell and a half...four boys on the way, eh, Psychic Sally? I think I like that...
Lily: Wow, we should lock the two of you in a room together for a night and see what happens.
Me: No, Lily, because then I wouldn't come out a virgin...
What? It's true! Elliott is hot...and yes, I'd love to have my way with him but not quite to that extent...I'll save that for a rainy day...
Oh, man, do I want a boy.
The physic was right: it's been a dry spell and a half...four boys on the way, eh, Psychic Sally? I think I like that...