"I'm a taxidermist, I'll mount anything."

[freonkiller]

So the last few days have been fun. Thursday we tried to have a garage sale, but it didn't turn out to well. We set everything up but we didn't get any customers. However, while going through all the stuff I found a very fine hat and scarf combo that looks hot on, oh yeah ladies watch out now. Also, I found a bunch of things to fancy the car up with and junk yo. I don't wanna give too much away though, but theres gonna be a lot of chrome on it lol. I need help with a few things though, I need to name the car. So, I'm asking all of yous whoever, what should the car be named. I've come up with Speakeasy-Mobile and Pussy Wagon, any suggestions would be welcomed. Oh and if I pick the name you came up with, you get a free ticket to the St. Andrews show on the 25th, Alexisonfire is gonna be there so ya know its gonna be good. Anywho, so yesterday I went to Lyn-Z's place yo. We ended up duct taping Nicole up and putting ice in her bra. Good times. Then Dereks dad picked us up. We stoped at Sam's work and we told him that he needed to leave work to come to the Arts, Beats, & Eats Fest with us. Which he ended up doing. On the way there we cut off Fred from the b-52's lol. Then he rolls down his window, throws out his limp little wrist, and in the gayest possible voice starts saying "Can you let us through, we're with them." Funniest thing ever, then Frank noticed that it was him and he's like "Freddy go right ahead." Great stuff. Anywho, we get there, see some art, listened to some beats, and got some eats. We seen The B-52's and Sponge play. Both bands were awsome. There was some hot little chick there wearin a camo skirt and she had effin' pig tails yo, and ya'll know how I love the chicks with pig tails, I think gals look hot with em yo. After all that madness I got home showered and fell asleep yo. I say that word to much lol. So, Derek's comp crashed so now theres no way for everyone to get any info on whats up with me lately. Hmmmmm..... I don't know. Oh oh. the car is gonna be up and running in less than 2 weeks. Dad's givin me the cash to fix it and junk, he thinks its gonna cost me like $500 but its only gonna cost like $150 at the most lol. With that extra cash I'm buyin a camera and some mutha fuckin Dolce & Gabanna shit bitches lol cuz I'm a screamo-fancy-punkish lad if that makes any sense at all lol. Well I'm off for now, Court Ma and Me are goin to the fancy store, I'm gettin me something probly yo. Well talk to ya all laters.

P.S. B-52 Freddy, you need some driving lessons and also I found that hand gesture you gave us to be highly offensive sir.