The Ninteenth Act

[frenzied_ballad]

[Accidental Voice Post]

Damned hopping SHIT.

*sound of meat being punctured and sliced along with a chorus of growls and shrieks*

Chocolate or meat, I've no preference. All the same in my stomach.

*loud hissing followed by wet, meaty stabbing*

Comments

[clean_cuffs]

That's nice.

[frenzied_ballad]

Hardly. They bite and scratch like larger beasts.

[clean_cuffs]

You're going to get ecoli. Or salmonella.

[frenzied_ballad]

"Ee-coll-eye"?

[clean_cuffs]

A disease.

[frenzied_ballad]

What's the use if none of us can die here?