Oh shit, son.

[freneticfloetry]

So I signed up for Trope Bingo, and my card is terrifying.

See for yourself.

alpha / beta / omega
wingfic
au: daemons
snowed in
road trip
fusion
au: hooker / porn / stripper
handcuffed / bound together
animal transformation
forced to marry
virginfic / secretly a virgin
secret twin / doppelganger
FREE
★
SPACE
kiss to save the day
rivals to lovers
poker/strip poker
fake relationship
accidental baby acquisition
sharing a bed
soul bonding / soulmates
cross-dressing
au: all-human
au: cop / detective
day at the beach
mind control

I thought I could bingo with a single fandom, but um... not likely. Pretty damn unlikely, in fact.

Help me, Jeebus.