You're the Closest to Heaven That I'll Ever Be
Bonjour, Hola.. Yeah, I ran out of languages.. anyway, just some things to boost confidence to some of those..
63% of men agree that most men find a beautiful woman unapproachable.
51% of men say they would rather go out with a woman who is beautiful than one who is nice..
What do you think is a woman's greatest physical attribute: 38% of men said EYES.
62% of woman think their romantic partner would call them beautiful.
Did you know.. That a woman reaches her "peak beauty" at 30.9 years old
66% of men say they don't want their partner to consider cosmetic surgery..
Haha.. so yeah.. life is good.. Friday (27th) was Trevor and myself's two month (as you already know Olivia).. and that was a lot of fun. So yeah, I haven't written on this for a while.. aaaaaand.. yup.. *silence* So anyway, click the cut dawg.
"I hope you don't mind, that I put into words, how wonderful life is now your in the world"
TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start.
Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile; so if you ever find yourself chased by one, run in a zigzag line. You'll lose him or her every time.
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
Barbie's full first name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order.
I bet after reading that you went and looked at the word and said to yourself, "A-E-I-O-U",
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
I'm sure after reading that you considered it..
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.
I read that on a Snapple cap..
On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.
I can't find it.. you try..
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
In the 1983 film "JAWS 3D" the shark blows up. Some of the shark guts were the stuffed ET dolls being sold at the time.
Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.
Sounds like fun
In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run.
The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.
Horny little moths..
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.
Slinkys were invented by an airplane mechanic; he was playing with engine parts and realized the possible secondary use of one of the springs
Quote-unquote, SLINKY! SLINKY! YOU GOTTA GET A SLINKY! SLINKY! SLINKY! GO! SLINKY! GO!
Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.
To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles
Let's hope the Roman's didn't lie in court much..
Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle.
Damn.. no wonder they went crazy..
Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
Wayne's World was filmed in two weeks.
And I love that movie.. SHAWING!
Shrimps' hearts are in their heads.
I guess that kinda defeats the purpose of the saying: Think from your heart, not from your brain....
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
I keep my toothbrush in the living room now.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a two-way mirror?? Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, for it is a two-way mirror
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laserbprinters all have in common? A. All invented by women.
What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic? A. He was allergic to carrots.
63% of men agree that most men find a beautiful woman unapproachable.
51% of men say they would rather go out with a woman who is beautiful than one who is nice..
What do you think is a woman's greatest physical attribute: 38% of men said EYES.
62% of woman think their romantic partner would call them beautiful.
Did you know.. That a woman reaches her "peak beauty" at 30.9 years old
66% of men say they don't want their partner to consider cosmetic surgery..
Haha.. so yeah.. life is good.. Friday (27th) was Trevor and myself's two month (as you already know Olivia).. and that was a lot of fun. So yeah, I haven't written on this for a while.. aaaaaand.. yup.. *silence* So anyway, click the cut dawg.
"I hope you don't mind, that I put into words, how wonderful life is now your in the world"
TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start.
Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile; so if you ever find yourself chased by one, run in a zigzag line. You'll lose him or her every time.
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
Barbie's full first name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order.
I bet after reading that you went and looked at the word and said to yourself, "A-E-I-O-U",
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
I'm sure after reading that you considered it..
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.
I read that on a Snapple cap..
On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.
I can't find it.. you try..
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
In the 1983 film "JAWS 3D" the shark blows up. Some of the shark guts were the stuffed ET dolls being sold at the time.
Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.
Sounds like fun
In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run.
The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.
Horny little moths..
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.
Slinkys were invented by an airplane mechanic; he was playing with engine parts and realized the possible secondary use of one of the springs
Quote-unquote, SLINKY! SLINKY! YOU GOTTA GET A SLINKY! SLINKY! SLINKY! GO! SLINKY! GO!
Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.
To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles
Let's hope the Roman's didn't lie in court much..
Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle.
Damn.. no wonder they went crazy..
Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
Wayne's World was filmed in two weeks.
And I love that movie.. SHAWING!
Shrimps' hearts are in their heads.
I guess that kinda defeats the purpose of the saying: Think from your heart, not from your brain....
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
I keep my toothbrush in the living room now.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a two-way mirror?? Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, for it is a two-way mirror
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laserbprinters all have in common? A. All invented by women.
What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic? A. He was allergic to carrots.