Pretty much worth it

[frenchmaidrobot]

I finally used my Christmas coupon for a Thai massage. I think I'm relaxed now. I definitely need a cigarette. Pretty much the entire time I was worried about getting a boner, but the lady totally tenderized my meat parts. I was too busy getting pummeled, slapped and greased to feel sexy. In fact a massage is anything but sexy. Maybe my problem was that I asked for the one too strong. I could hear her panting and straining while she was working me over. $45/hour is some good change, but she definitely has to work it.

I just realized that everything I just wrote can be taken completely out of context and/or as a double entendre. Oh well.



Don't I look relaxed?