5 MORE DAYS OF SCHOOLLL!!! ok am i the only one or did this year go by really fast? its crazy talk. i think we may watch a night's tale in choir on monday. im really excited i have yet to see all of it. we watched part of it in social studies in 7th grade (aaahahahaha ms kent) and we never finished it and hannah keeps on promising me that she'll let me borrow it, but nooooo she still forgets. i should be studying for exams right now but my parents are at church and i havent updated in about 4 years so ill finish this and then go study. arg. well the one good thing that happened to me this weekend was that mr williams canceled todays choir rehearsal, but then when i asked my mom if i could do anything with nathan bc there is no choir she was all YOU HAVE TO STUDY!!!! DO YOU THINK I WOULD LET YOU GO PLAY AFTER THAT STUNT YOU PULLED THIS MORNING!?!?!?! (i slept it till 8:30, yeah 'slept in' instead of studying. god my mom is a nazi) arrrrrrghhhh!!! ya know what i just thought. it would be really fun to be a pirate.
~i mean you dont have parents either because you ran away from them when you were little or they abandoned you,
~you dont have to take exams or go to school and it wouldnt matter that you are illiterate because everyone else around you is too.
~you get to say aye aye cap'n
~you get a really cool name like Cap'n Marcy Blackbeard (thats my pirate name according to
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php) or
~You get to have a peg leg, eye patch, hook and parrot
~you get to go aarrrgg swish swish buckle buckle
~you get to sing "yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me" really loudly when you are highly drunk
~you get to pillage, plunder, rifle and loot
~you get to call everyone matey or dog
~you are feared by everyone
~you get to wear those white shirts with big flowy sleeves
yeah, life as a pirate is good. here are the lyrics to "a pirate's life for me"
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
if you think of other reasons why a pirates life is the best and why we should all become pirates tell me otherwise catch ya on the flip side!!
mercer