Even MORE Facts about Francis

[french_gourmet]

21. Francis is an accomplished con artist, so he often manipulates people into doings what he wants. For example, he uses this skill not only to lure people into having sex with him, but he manipulates the students at Edward S. Marcus High School into leaving bags of flaming dog poo on Arthur's door step for him.

22. Even though he's 24, Francis

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[fearthekelpie]

and giving him fake bushy eyebrows when Arthur shaved his.

As much as I approve of the prank itself so it was your fault that I wasn't allowed to make fun of my brother's eyebrows!

[french_gourmet]

Yes, but I don't think he appreciatted it, or the fact that I insisted on supergluing them to his face. It was amusing while it lasted though.

[fearthekelpie]

You...superglued them? So they're still on his head then? mustn't laugh...

[french_gourmet]

Sadly, no. At this point of time, Mon cheri did not trust me very much, so we only glued them on. His current eyebrows are very much his own and not fake.

[fearthekelpie]

Ah, that's a shame, it would have explained how they've never seemed to change in size or shape.

Wait until he's drunk again...

[french_gourmet]

True. Although we were talking about him growing them out and braiding them...

Yes, but I think he's trying to stay off the alchohol again, silly man.

[fearthekelpie]

Braid them?! I doubt even he could grow his eyebrows that long.

He won't last long...