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oh, thats right, after a short hiatus, the rant is back. Please enjoy my insanity.
Art School Girls-
Dear World,
WHAT THE FUCK! By my calculations, I was supposed to have dated at least 3 art school girls by the time in my life. In fact, dating Art School Girls was what college was supposed to be about. I attended 4 years of High School and graduated, and I got nothing out of it. Honestly,if I had known how this was going to turn out,I may not have bothered going to college. If I was Valedictorian(fuck no, im not spell checking that), my speech would have been about how many Art School Girls I planned to have relations with after graduation. I really don’t understand, honestly, that was my goal for college. I wanted to look at there tattoos, date them for like 6 months, and then move on to another one with better hair and taste in literature. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE? There is no justice, there is only me not getting laid.
Love,
Vinny
P.S. Honestly, film school girls would even be acceptable, as long as they don't like that 60's french shit.
NY Comic-Con- Was a lot of fun, I feel like I did it right too. Got there earlier, saw what I wanted and left. Oh, and I actually asked a question in a panel. Oh, an the mother fucking One-Upper was there, that was amazing.
Ultra Violet- really, it's like, screengems makes the same movies every year with slightly different premises. I really don’t feel like paying to see a movie designed to catch the attention of a society who thinks they like kung-fu movies.
Spiderman 3-I guess that costume might actually be the spiderman black costume, so we better fucking see Venom in this one, or there will be a lot of pissed fans and people who think they are fans.
While I'm on the topic.....Pseudo Comic Fans, A Profile- The standard PCF usually has the following traits: They hate DC, but think that Burton's Batman is the best impression of Batman and The Joker. They love Marvel, especially any issue with Venom, Spiderman, Sabretooth and Wolverine. They always own these 3 issues, One of the Superman Death issues (which they believe to be worth millions), Claremont/Lee X-Men #1 (which they will insist is the best run ever, even though they’ve never actually read anything else) and Spiderman 2099 #1 ( which they think is worth even more than The Death of Superman, due to its shiny cover). PCF's always have a predictable favorite character, this character is usually one of the X-Men or their rogues, Spiderman, Venom or The Hulk. On rare occasions it will be Superman, but that guy is the exception that makes the rule. PCFs always get real mad when they see a version a character that doesn’t look like it did in the early 90's. Pseudo Comic fans always approach real fans, and ask them how much the death of Superman is worth, and will start complaining about Wolverine not wearing yellow spandex in the movies before the real fan can respond. Pseudo comics fans have never heard of Jack Kirby. Pseudo Comics Fans don't understand the word "continuity". PCFs will some how find out when some big event happens in Spiderman (or any of their favorite characters titles), buy 3 copies, and then proceed to tell the real fan who just wanted his weekly books about how they haven't read in awhile but love he character.
With these guidelines, you will be able to determine whether the fan you encounter is a true fan, or one of these Dipshits(no Dan, not you)
Music in general- I have come to the conclusion that I will no longer pursue new music. This is not to say im against new music, im just not going to put in effort to find new bands. if I hear something, and I like it, maybe ill buy it. Other than that, ill stick with what I have, it should be enough at this point.
Wrestling-Has sucked me in again, way to go wrestling.
Spring Break-Must not be lame, I really need to have a shit load of fun this year, like, I just need to.
Well, thats enough for this time. Quality over Quantity this time. Don’t worry, ill do another soon.
Art School Girls-
Dear World,
WHAT THE FUCK! By my calculations, I was supposed to have dated at least 3 art school girls by the time in my life. In fact, dating Art School Girls was what college was supposed to be about. I attended 4 years of High School and graduated, and I got nothing out of it. Honestly,if I had known how this was going to turn out,I may not have bothered going to college. If I was Valedictorian(fuck no, im not spell checking that), my speech would have been about how many Art School Girls I planned to have relations with after graduation. I really don’t understand, honestly, that was my goal for college. I wanted to look at there tattoos, date them for like 6 months, and then move on to another one with better hair and taste in literature. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE? There is no justice, there is only me not getting laid.
Love,
Vinny
P.S. Honestly, film school girls would even be acceptable, as long as they don't like that 60's french shit.
NY Comic-Con- Was a lot of fun, I feel like I did it right too. Got there earlier, saw what I wanted and left. Oh, and I actually asked a question in a panel. Oh, an the mother fucking One-Upper was there, that was amazing.
Ultra Violet- really, it's like, screengems makes the same movies every year with slightly different premises. I really don’t feel like paying to see a movie designed to catch the attention of a society who thinks they like kung-fu movies.
Spiderman 3-I guess that costume might actually be the spiderman black costume, so we better fucking see Venom in this one, or there will be a lot of pissed fans and people who think they are fans.
While I'm on the topic.....Pseudo Comic Fans, A Profile- The standard PCF usually has the following traits: They hate DC, but think that Burton's Batman is the best impression of Batman and The Joker. They love Marvel, especially any issue with Venom, Spiderman, Sabretooth and Wolverine. They always own these 3 issues, One of the Superman Death issues (which they believe to be worth millions), Claremont/Lee X-Men #1 (which they will insist is the best run ever, even though they’ve never actually read anything else) and Spiderman 2099 #1 ( which they think is worth even more than The Death of Superman, due to its shiny cover). PCF's always have a predictable favorite character, this character is usually one of the X-Men or their rogues, Spiderman, Venom or The Hulk. On rare occasions it will be Superman, but that guy is the exception that makes the rule. PCFs always get real mad when they see a version a character that doesn’t look like it did in the early 90's. Pseudo Comic fans always approach real fans, and ask them how much the death of Superman is worth, and will start complaining about Wolverine not wearing yellow spandex in the movies before the real fan can respond. Pseudo comics fans have never heard of Jack Kirby. Pseudo Comics Fans don't understand the word "continuity". PCFs will some how find out when some big event happens in Spiderman (or any of their favorite characters titles), buy 3 copies, and then proceed to tell the real fan who just wanted his weekly books about how they haven't read in awhile but love he character.
With these guidelines, you will be able to determine whether the fan you encounter is a true fan, or one of these Dipshits(no Dan, not you)
Music in general- I have come to the conclusion that I will no longer pursue new music. This is not to say im against new music, im just not going to put in effort to find new bands. if I hear something, and I like it, maybe ill buy it. Other than that, ill stick with what I have, it should be enough at this point.
Wrestling-Has sucked me in again, way to go wrestling.
Spring Break-Must not be lame, I really need to have a shit load of fun this year, like, I just need to.
Well, thats enough for this time. Quality over Quantity this time. Don’t worry, ill do another soon.