Yoinked from paper_goldfish

[fremen_dancer]

Haha, and a few of these are kinda true in a manner of speaking.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Loli_tschai!

1. Loli_tschai is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
2. If you blow out all the candles on loli_tschai with one breath, your wish will come true.
3. Loli_tschai invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
4. You should always open loli_tschai at least an hour before drinking her!
5. Loli_tschai has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have loli_tschai for the rest of the day!
7. Banging your head against loli_tschai uses 150 calories an hour.
8. Loli_tschai can last longer without water than a camel can.
9. More people are killed by loli_tschai each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
10. Loli_tschai is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than loli_tschai.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Naomi!

1. Naomi kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
2. The liquid inside Naomi can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
3. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Naomi has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
4. The most dangerous form of Naomi is the bicycle.
5. Naomi can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
6. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Naomi, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
7. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Naomi is 10:1.
8. Naomi was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
9. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Naomi.
10. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Naomi!