Fragg the "Dear Santa" meme...
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In January, I stopped magbastard from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In April, I recruited wolfmoon98 as a new cultist (30 points). In December, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In June, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In February, I fed rm to a Shoggoth (250 points). In March, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-850 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant,
loli_tschai
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