Union Victory!

Jul 01, 2016 06:48

Victory! Vindication! Veneration!

Victory: I beat Goliath in this battle.

Vindication: Goliath tried to vilify me, but my victory exonerates me.

Veneration: I owe eternal gratitude to the labor movement of yesterday and today for paving the way for my victory.

Ever fear taking a stand because you must fight alone? Learn from me: You can win.

My coworkers alienate me, but my heroes inspire me.

For whatever reason, Accenture admitted fault and thus agreed to a settlement. I get what I want and more!: Accenture must post physical and electronic notices that we have the right to unionize and that it violated this right! I didn’t know the National Labor Relations Board would require electronic notices, so I cheer!

I took a risk and won this battle. Because our labor movement forefathers and foremothers saved us, I pay them back by paying it forward. I am planting a seed, so the next person, hopefully someone far more persuasive than I, can unionize the majority.

Accenture calls itself a meritocracy, but unlike in the Good Book, the “diligent do not prosper” at Accenture, so I resist and subvert! Warning, all non-meritocracies, I seek to overthrow you!

Although Accenture may still fire me and thus require me to file another unfair labor charge, today I rejoice!

Long live the labor movement, so we can create a future where “the diligent prosper!”
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