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[frelling_insane]

Damn. Feels good to be back in time that actually moves again.

What's the 411 with you good fellas? And not fellas. Tell me something interesting, tell me what you had for dinner. Don't care, just tell.

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[hisdarklady]

I don't think I'm allowed to say. *snerk*

[frelling_insane]

*grin* Well now I wanna know what you're not allowed to say. Even though I'm not sure I want you to say it.

[hisdarklady]

Still want me to say it? *laughs*

[frelling_insane]

......... no.

No need.

(But if you want some dessert.... gimme 20 minutes...)

[hisdarklady]

I didn't think so. *smirk*

(Ha, so sure of that are you?)

[frelling_insane]

Oh yeah. Real sure.

[hisdarklady]

You are totally trying to work it now aren't you? Can you get porn out here? Nebari Sluts 3: Lesbian Spank Inferno? Peacekeeper's Gone Wild: Star Whores?

[frelling_insane]

Ooh, baby's gettin' all punny on me. I can get Luxan Skinemax if I move the rabbit ears just right, but it goes all staticy at the worst possible moment.

[hisdarklady]

Oh I know how the puns get you all hot and hard baby. Mm, you know how I just love thick tenkas. I got Hot Hynerian Orgy on PPV over here ;)

[frelling_insane]

Oh yeah? You like that tenka juice, doncha?

(Do tenkas have juice? Maybe it'd be mivonk juice.)

[hisdarklady]

Mm Mivonk juice oh yeah. Gets me all going, what can I say?

(Rygel would like me to tell you that he has starred in many productions and is considered to be a star in his kingdom. I'll let that sink in for you.)

[frelling_insane]

Yeah? Well, I'll pass that message on to Big D. I'm sure he'd let you feel up his tentacles for a fiver.

(Tell Rygel to stuff it, and I don't mean it it. Last thing I need is to think of Sparky gettin' a Hynerian brow job.)

[hisdarklady]

*smirk* Like you'd let him.

(Ohgod. Isthatwhatthatdoes? That little fucker....)