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[frelling_insane]

Just checkin' in. Martha keeps reminding me I need to update this thing, even if I tell her no one actually reads it

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[stuckinthecar]

Sounds like your life is... interesting? Fun? Who is Sparky? And Stark? and Aeryn and wooow, did you say "other me"?

Hey I'm Chuck and I really don't think we've met but I really think we should have before now.

[frelling_insane]

Interesting at the very least, I'd say... Sparky's a Hynerian royal, little - and I mean little - green alien dude. Stark's kind of outta his mind but he's still a good guy, most of the time. Aeryn is uh... I guess you'd say my ex, though she's kind of involved with this other guy that is basically me only not , see?'

Yeah, actually, I'm not entirely sure I get it, either.

[stuckinthecar]

Green.... alien... dude.... Like, really green alien? Or just sort of resembles one?

And yeah, no, go back over this wehre the due is you but not you...?

[frelling_insane]

Here's a pic of the little dude:

[stuckinthecar]

....

Dude, what is that??

[frelling_insane]

He's an alien, man. ET phone home, extra-terrestrial, all that jazz.

[stuckinthecar]

Oh, you can not mean alien like alien-alien because that would mean... well a lot of things but really, thats huge and how is that not something everyone KNOWS??

[frelling_insane]

Alien-alien is exactly what I mean, bro. Sorry to rock your world but... I don't konw how everyone there don't know, what with me being outta the galaxy and all, but yeah. It's all true. I met more aliens than him these past few years, though I'm not sure I can say any weirder than him.

[stuckinthecar]

Out of this galaxy?? Crichton, man, I think we're going to have to have a serious conversation here. What are you doing out of this galaxy? how are you out of this galaxy? you are human right?

and ... who is your internet provider that has such great signal???

[frelling_insane]

Earth born and bred, my friend. Here's a before the opening sequence recap: I was a scientist, worked for IASA on a project... got up into space and damned if I didn't get sucked into another galaxy through a wormhole. Whole lotta dren went down, someone's brother got killed, my break got tweaked with by an evil mixed race alien, my former Peacekeeper ran away with my clone but it's all good because now Martha's traveling here with me.

[stuckinthecar]

Your brain got tweaked with? That sounds pretty damn serious. Brain tweaking is always up there in the "Very Concerned About" list.

Sounds like you've led an interesting and ... varied life so far. And Martha? From here Martha?

[frelling_insane]

Yeah, Martha from here, one and the same. We're gonna get married. At least, I think we still are. Been some rough times lately but I guess no one gets away with a completely happy ending. Hopefully I can still con her into tying the knot.

[stuckinthecar]

Rough times I understand... But getting married, thats still pretty big man. I mean, I'm sure you two will be able to work through whatever problem there is.

[frelling_insane]

I think we can work through the problem as long as the problem doesn't come back to live here again. Out of sight, out of mind - and distance is not making the heart grow fonder, just more relieved.

[stuckinthecar]

This have to do with the other you or whatever?

[frelling_insane]

Yeah, the other me and Aeryn.... she was a Peacekeeper, a soldier, that got stuck on this ship with me and the other people I mentioned. Back when I got cloned, she and the other me took off on another ship named Talyn. They came back recently and it turns out they're gettin' jiggy with it now and I had some problems with that and Martha had some problems with me having problems with that and now everyone has problems. Melrose Place in fuckin' space, man.