pplz fukin at theaters what
I was nearly late to work this evening but I managed to make it on time. I work at a movie theater, but that's not really the important part of this post. About 8 o'clock I go downstairs from the projectionist booth to smoke a cigarette and get some fresh air. The booth is stuff and lonely sometimes, so I like to go downstairs and sit around outside until movies need loading again. Well anyway, I walk out of the back door in the storage room of the concession area, where the dumpsters are and the loud creak and slam of the door must of startled him. When I walked out and looked to my right, I saw, A COUPLE CLEARLY HAVING SEX BY THE EMERGENCY EXIT DOOR OUTSIDE, IN THE MOTHER FUCKING RAIN.
The man and I, our eyes met for a moment. I stood there rather confused trying to understand why there is a man standing in the corner with his pants around his knees. Is he peeing? Why would he pull his pants down that far to pee? Upon him turning around, shocked to see some random employee looking square at him, I noticed the girl, hands and forhead against the brick of the building. "Holy motherfucking shit!" I thought to myself. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. This whole event took place in about 5 seconds before I walked back inside and yell, "Shit! Guys come here and see this! This couple is having sex outside!" A manager and a shift leader came barrelling outside, both curious and focused on catching them. They saw a glimpse of the culprits as they were running away. We started to chase, but they managed to sneak into the movie they were originally seeing.
When their movie ended, the manager was waiting outside and confronted the energetic exibitionists. They were so embarrassed.
It was fucking hilarious.
How was your day?
P.S.
Happy Birthday to me.
The man and I, our eyes met for a moment. I stood there rather confused trying to understand why there is a man standing in the corner with his pants around his knees. Is he peeing? Why would he pull his pants down that far to pee? Upon him turning around, shocked to see some random employee looking square at him, I noticed the girl, hands and forhead against the brick of the building. "Holy motherfucking shit!" I thought to myself. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. This whole event took place in about 5 seconds before I walked back inside and yell, "Shit! Guys come here and see this! This couple is having sex outside!" A manager and a shift leader came barrelling outside, both curious and focused on catching them. They saw a glimpse of the culprits as they were running away. We started to chase, but they managed to sneak into the movie they were originally seeing.
When their movie ended, the manager was waiting outside and confronted the energetic exibitionists. They were so embarrassed.
It was fucking hilarious.
How was your day?
P.S.
Happy Birthday to me.