Feb 18, 2003 12:04
I've always had this theory, and last night it was proved in spades.
I'm going to Dallas to hang out with Lauren. Fuck Austin.
I went to get my car's oil changed cause it was way past due by like a bazillion miles. It must have been Austin's City Wide Oil Change Day or something because I could feel myself aging during the wait.
I be swearin' and cussin', nuts I be bustin'
Fuck so hard I gave the bitch a concussion...