May 31, 2005 12:16
Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the
tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality,
they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along
- the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples - even those who
have already been picked!
And remember ... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes,
and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they
turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.