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x. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
KASHI, i.e. horse food for hippies
x. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Cry Freedom...that's why they call it CRY Freedom.
x. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
maybe a tail
x. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
as always...the lake thing. i just can't deny it. where the F is my window-smashing hammer???
x. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment?
fake smiles, or not allowing a single moment of silence
x. Are you a pyromaniac?
no. would you like to be burned? i've got this...big oven...
x. Do you have too many love interests?
no
x. Do you know anyone famous?
other than your mom? Frank Humphrey, Guilford Selectboard Member
x. Describe your bed.
a pile of mattresses in the corner of my room with a giant rainbow quilt (thanks mom...what is it with my family and rainbows?)
x. Spontaneous or plan?
fiddy-fiddy
x. Do you know how to play poker?
yes if you count cheating
x. What do you carry with you at all times?
a rosary, and the love of jesus
x. What do you miss most about being little?
being able to put my skirt over my head in public
x. Are you happy with your given name?
yes...though nobody knows it ("so is mc your real name?" "um no...is douchebag your real name?")
x. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
five hundred
x. What color is your bedroom?
word-colored
x. What was the last song you were listening to?
JASON MRAZ -- I'M YOURS.........THIS SONG IS AMAZING
x. Have you ever been in a play?
aaaah 7th grade. i was Hermes' nursemaid. and then i was Helena!
x. Have you ever been in love?
with myself
x. Do you talk a lot?
yes
x. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
too much, i think
x. Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
homeless? no. starving? definitely not. and if by transient you mean people who leave their shit in my car and have no form of transportation, yes.
x. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
to pretty much everyone. except...this certain person....UUUHHH
x. What's one thing you wish you could do but can't?
go to college...this really good college...that will remain nameless
x. What is your ideal marriage location?
the Kennedy mansion (listen to the ring of it: Mary Catherine Kennedy). Or perhaps St. John's Cathedral
x. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
mer, fiddle i miss you. *fiddles Kanye*
x. Favorite fabric?
suede
x. Something you love and hate?
babies
x. What kind of bedding do you use?
rainbow quilt...see above
x. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
only a select few (including the dating guru, of course)
x. What's the one language you want to learn?
RUSSIAN
x. What do you order at a bar?
the men buy my drinks, of course.......but rum&coke
x. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
ears
x. Do you have tattoos?
nooo
x. Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery any kind if confronted?
No...because I wouldn't have it
x. Do you drive stick?
YEAH BABY. stick chick all the way.
x. What's one trait you hate in a person?
when people fill out surveys like this and when they get to the 'if you won the lottery question' they say "oh i would give it all to my sweet mother" KILL ME.
x. What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
the pink one...but it's sporty
x. Most frivolous purchase?
the editor pants. but they make me feel like i work at the New York Times
x. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
no, i am physically incapable of buying clothing
x. What do you cook the best?
Irish soda bread...MMM
x. Favorite writing instrument?
typewriter
x. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
depends on the occasion...mostly stand out
x. Do you have anything monogrammed?
none of my clothes were originally mine, HA
x. What kind of books do you like to read?
the kind you curl up with on the porch and read until there's no light out...like Their Eyes Were Watching God, LOVE IT
x. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
stay in Argentina for the summer, go to college, shoes, marry a Kennedy
x. Burial or cremation?
oh man. oh man. can we talk about how sweet cremation is? ok that's cool, let's not.
x. What's one thing you're a sore loser at?
admitting that Alex is typically a girl's name (it's not!!)
x. If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
i don't laugh at anything they say...i just stare.
x. Do you cry in front of friends?
a select few
x. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
wow could she stop flailing around? she's gonna break something
x. What's one thing you like to do alone?
write
x. Are you a giver or a taker?
i can be both a leech and a martyr
x. When's the last time you cried?
when i saw a PREVIEW yesterday
x. Favorite communication method?
face to face, with coffee
x. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
i always feel kinda tipsy
x. Favorite kind of porn?
there are kinds?
x. How often do you have sex?
awkward
x. Have you ever done any illegal drugs?
contrary to popular belief, no
x. Do you think you're cute?
i'm adorable
x. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
no i'm basically nude all the time
x. What's the most painful experience you've ever had?
sophomore year